<div class="gmail_quote"><blockquote class="gmail_quote" style="margin:0 0 0 .8ex;border-left:1px #ccc solid;padding-left:1ex;"> Oh - and they will probably /like/ radioactive waste and wonder why on earth we spent so much time trying to hide it.<div>
<div></div><div class="h5"><br></div></div></blockquote><div>In fact it's quite possible that they need the radioactive waste in order to fuel their space ships and after a couple of loops in orbit fail to get a decent 3g signal due to piss poor investment in the mobile space and so are unable to connect to googlemaps other anything faster then gprs. Then through a lack of fuel they crash land and go on a rampaging kill spree whilst look for a decent fibre connection. They finally find a connection (having already slaughtered millions) they then find out that Mikes prophecy has indeed come true and that Google is only any good for snitching on your neighbour or reading the state sponsored news. Cue alien death ray rampage part2 and a planet devoid of all life other then a couple slowly starving sentient space slugs wishing they just had a good barrel of toxic waste to fuel their ship and let let them get home to their wives. </div>
<div>It's a grim thought but you heard it here first. </div></div>