[Sussex] "I'll CLI"

Rob Malpass rob at malpass133.fsnet.co.uk
Thu Jan 26 00:11:16 UTC 2006


Forgive the top posting but I'm doing it to save those who saw this 
masterpiece first time round scrolling.

I love inventing new lyrics for established songs and this just about takes 
first prize.   Almost as good as "Sag Aloo Wave Goodbye" by Soft Cell.

"Echoing" the words of others - an excellent effort.

Cheers
Rob
----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Dominic Humphries" <linux at oneandoneis2.org>
To: <sussex at mailman.lug.org.uk>
Sent: Wednesday, January 25, 2006 2:12 PM
Subject: [Sussex] "I'll CLI"


> You ever have those days when you're really, *really* bored?
>
> (To the tune of Gloria Gaynor's "I will survive")
>
> At first I was afraid
> of the CLI.
> Kept thinking I could never live
> Without a GUI
>
> But then I found that using text
> Doing things won't take so long
> And I grew strong
> And I learned how to get along!
>
> And so it's black
> With grey typeface.
> I just log in and start to type
> A happy look upon my face.
>
> I would have dumped that stupid mouse,
> I would have learned to use these keys,
> If I had known, in half one second,
> I could do what took me three!
>
> /(chorus)
> /Go on now, Gnome!
> /Walk out the door!
> /KDE's gone now!
> /I've learned the joys of 'grep' and 'more'!
> /
> /You were the ones who said I needed GUIs,
> /To stick with a mouse,
> /To just want candy for the eyes!
> /
> /On no, not I,
> /I'll CLI!
> /As long as I have Bash to use
> /I know I'll feel alive
> /
> /I don't have time to waste on junk,
> /That treats me like a clueless punk,
> /I'll CLI
> /I'll CLI (hey hey!)
>
> They took all the time I had
> The question "Why?" I'd ask.
> A multitude of sub-menus
> For every simple task.
>
> It used to take me oh-so-long
> Just editing a single file.
> I used to cry
> But now I know how to use vi!
>
> Check out my screen:
> No graphics lard!
> I'm not a chained-up little slave
> To my graphics card!
>
> And so you tell me you've upgraded
> Say I need the new Qt.
> But now I'm saving all my disk space
> For the apps that work for me!
>
> /(chorus)
>
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