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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Happy Christmas all.</FONT></DIV>
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size=2>From us ("the wishor") to you ("hereinafter called the wishee") Please
<BR>accept without obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an
<BR>environmentally-conscious, socially-responsible, politically-correct,
<BR>low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral, celebration of the winter
<BR>solstice holiday, practised within the most enjoyable traditions of the
<BR>religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice,
<BR>with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of
<BR>others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at
<BR>all...and a financially-successful, personally-fulfilling, and
<BR>medically-uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally-accepted
<BR>calendar year 2004, but with due respect for the calendars of choice of
<BR>other cultures or sects, and having regard to the race, creed, colour, age,
<BR>physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or dietary
<BR>preference of the wishee. By accepting this greeting you are bound by these
<BR>terms that- <BR>* This greeting is subject to further clarification or
withdrawal; <BR>* This greeting is freely transferable provided that no
alteration shall be <BR>made to the original greeting and that the proprietary
rights of the wishor <BR>are acknowledged; <BR>* This greeting implies no
promise by the wishor to actually implement any <BR>of the wishes; <BR>* This
greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or the
<BR>restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishees in certain
<BR>jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wishor; <BR>*
This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may be expected within
<BR>the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year or until the
<BR>issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first; <BR>* The
wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement of this <BR>wish
or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wishor; and, <BR>* Any
references in this greeting to "the Lord", "Father Christmas", "Our
<BR>Saviour", or any other festive figures, whether actual or fictitious, dead
<BR>or alive, shall not imply any endorsement by or from them in respect of this
<BR>greeting, and all proprietary rights in any referenced third party names and
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<DIV><FONT face=Verdana size=2>Gareth Ablett</FONT></DIV></BODY></HTML>