From rah at bash.sh Tue Oct 4 11:23:00 2011 From: rah at bash.sh (Bob Ham) Date: Tue, 04 Oct 2011 11:23:00 -0000 Subject: [Chester LUG] Liverpool LUG meeting with Paul Freeman on BarCamps and the upcoming BarCamp Liverpool - Wednesday 5th October 2011 Message-ID: This LivLUG meeting is tomorrow. It's been noted that parking information would be useful for car drivers. Bold Street has parking available and a number of LUG members regularly park on Bold Street for meetings so there shouldn't be any problems. See you there :-) On Thu, 2011-09-29 at 10:58 +0100, Bob Ham wrote: > On Wednesday, 5th August 2011, the Liverpool Linux User Group Actually the 5th October :-) > will be meeting. Paul Freeman will be talking about BarCamps¹ in > general, the recent BarCamp MediaCity in Manchester and the upcoming > BarCamp Liverpool², to be held at DoES Liverpool. -------------- next part -------------- A non-text attachment was scrubbed... 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I shall be stuck in a London datacenter for 24+ hours (again) Mind you, we do the 2 ft by 1 ft long pizza for lunch :) On 11 October 2011 20:12, Les Pritchard wrote: > Hi all, > > Is anyone going to the Blackpool Barcamp this weekend? > > Les > > _______________________________________________ > Chester mailing list > Chester at mailman.lug.org.uk > https://mailman.lug.org.uk/mailman/listinfo/chester > > -- Stuart Burns E: stuart.james.burns at gmail.com M: [redacted] -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: From dan at danlynch.org Tue Oct 11 19:43:42 2011 From: dan at danlynch.org (Dan Lynch) Date: Tue, 11 Oct 2011 19:43:42 -0000 Subject: [Chester LUG] Blackpool Barcamp In-Reply-To: References: Message-ID: I'm going to Barcamp Blackpool. I went last year and it was a lot of fun. It should be a good event :) Dan On Tue, Oct 11, 2011 at 8:40 PM, Stuart Burns wrote: > Err, no. I shall be stuck in a London datacenter for 24+ hours (again) > > Mind you, we do the 2 ft by 1 ft long pizza for lunch :) > > > > On 11 October 2011 20:12, Les Pritchard wrote: > >> Hi all, >> >> Is anyone going to the Blackpool Barcamp this weekend? >> >> Les >> >> _______________________________________________ >> Chester mailing list >> Chester at mailman.lug.org.uk >> https://mailman.lug.org.uk/mailman/listinfo/chester >> >> > > > -- > Stuart Burns > E: stuart.james.burns at gmail.com > M: [redacted] > > > > _______________________________________________ > Chester mailing list > Chester at mailman.lug.org.uk > https://mailman.lug.org.uk/mailman/listinfo/chester > > -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... 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I shall be stuck in a London datacenter for 24+ hours (again) > > Mind you, we do the 2 ft by 1 ft long pizza for lunch :) > > > > On 11 October 2011 20:12, Les Pritchard wrote: > Hi all, > > Is anyone going to the Blackpool Barcamp this weekend? > > Les > > _______________________________________________ > Chester mailing list > Chester at mailman.lug.org.uk > https://mailman.lug.org.uk/mailman/listinfo/chester > > > > > -- > Stuart Burns > E: stuart.james.burns at gmail.com > M: [redacted] > > > _______________________________________________ > Chester mailing list > Chester at mailman.lug.org.uk > https://mailman.lug.org.uk/mailman/listinfo/chester -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: From shop at open-t.co.uk Tue Oct 11 20:21:53 2011 From: shop at open-t.co.uk (Sebastian Arcus) Date: Tue, 11 Oct 2011 20:21:53 -0000 Subject: [Chester LUG] Blackpool Barcamp In-Reply-To: References: Message-ID: <4E94A55A.8060107@open-t.co.uk> On 11/10/11 20:12, Les Pritchard wrote: > Hi all, > > Is anyone going to the Blackpool Barcamp this weekend? > > Les It looks like I'm going too. Never been to a barcamp, or to a Blackpool. Trying to work out which one is more worrying. Sebastian From joe.foy at gmail.com Tue Oct 11 22:26:10 2011 From: joe.foy at gmail.com (Joe Foy) Date: Tue, 11 Oct 2011 22:26:10 -0000 Subject: [Chester LUG] Blackpool Barcamp In-Reply-To: <4E94A55A.8060107@open-t.co.uk> References: <4E94A55A.8060107@open-t.co.uk> Message-ID: I would quite like to go but the trains are kind of expensive and not the most reliable last time I went there From stuart.james.burns at gmail.com Thu Oct 13 12:41:47 2011 From: stuart.james.burns at gmail.com (Stuart Burns) Date: Thu, 13 Oct 2011 12:41:47 -0000 Subject: [Chester LUG] Building a soundproof cupboard - Anyone done it ? Message-ID: Hiya everyone, I have a cupboard (used to house hot water tank etc) that I use for my servers. Great. Only problem is the sound. Let me elaborate: I have 3!!! DL 385s, so 2 psu, 8 15K SCSI drives across them, 6 internal fans as all machines are dual socket quad core. 1 * ML115 with 5 drives I also have my el cheapo ISCSI storage network (5 disks). In addition I have several other boxes Now as you can imagine this gets loud, so loud that I usually have to shut off the DL's at night because next door must be going bonkers with the noise. Anyone ever had this problem and how did it get resolved ? I did think of sticking them in an outdoor shed, but figured that prolly wasn't the best idea. Regards Stuart -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: From veedub at linuxmail.org Thu Oct 13 13:32:03 2011 From: veedub at linuxmail.org (John) Date: Thu, 13 Oct 2011 13:32:03 -0000 Subject: [Chester LUG] Building a soundproof cupboard - Anyone done it ? In-Reply-To: References: Message-ID: <4E96E84A.1070500@linuxmail.org> Dry line and add insulation roll? On 13/10/11 13:41, Stuart Burns wrote: > Hiya everyone, > > I have a cupboard (used to house hot water tank etc) that I use for my > servers. Great. Only problem is the sound. Let me elaborate: > > I have > > 3!!! DL 385s, so 2 psu, 8 15K SCSI drives across them, 6 internal fans > as all machines are dual socket quad core. > 1 * ML115 with 5 drives > I also have my el cheapo ISCSI storage network (5 disks). > > In addition I have several other boxes > > Now as you can imagine this gets loud, so loud that I usually have to > shut off the DL's at night because next door must be going bonkers > with the noise. > > Anyone ever had this problem and how did it get resolved ? > > I did think of sticking them in an outdoor shed, but figured that > prolly wasn't the best idea. > > Regards > > Stuart > > > > _______________________________________________ > Chester mailing list > Chester at mailman.lug.org.uk > https://mailman.lug.org.uk/mailman/listinfo/chester -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... 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Paul > Date: Thu, 13 Oct 2011 14:57:59 +0100 > From: joe.foy at gmail.com > To: chester at mailman.lug.org.uk > Subject: Re: [Chester LUG] Building a soundproof cupboard - Anyone done it ? > > foam eggbox packaging would seem a good thing to use as well > > _______________________________________________ > Chester mailing list > Chester at mailman.lug.org.uk > https://mailman.lug.org.uk/mailman/listinfo/chester -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: From wilp4a at hotmail.co.uk Thu Oct 13 14:03:05 2011 From: wilp4a at hotmail.co.uk (Paul Williams) Date: Thu, 13 Oct 2011 14:03:05 -0000 Subject: [Chester LUG] Building a soundproof cupboard - Anyone done it ? In-Reply-To: References: , <4E96E84A.1070500@linuxmail.org>, Message-ID: What about active soundproofing? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Active_noise_control > Date: Thu, 13 Oct 2011 14:57:59 +0100 > From: joe.foy at gmail.com > To: chester at mailman.lug.org.uk > Subject: Re: [Chester LUG] Building a soundproof cupboard - Anyone done it ? > > foam eggbox packaging would seem a good thing to use as well > > _______________________________________________ > Chester mailing list > Chester at mailman.lug.org.uk > https://mailman.lug.org.uk/mailman/listinfo/chester -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: From dh at iucr.org Thu Oct 13 14:26:53 2011 From: dh at iucr.org (David Holden) Date: Thu, 13 Oct 2011 14:26:53 -0000 Subject: [Chester LUG] Building a soundproof cupboard - Anyone done it ? In-Reply-To: References: Message-ID: <4E96F526.6000605@iucr.org> Ask them if they can hear it first. Dave. On 13/10/11 13:41, Stuart Burns wrote: > Hiya everyone, > > I have a cupboard (used to house hot water tank etc) that I use for my > servers. Great. Only problem is the sound. Let me elaborate: > > I have > > 3!!! DL 385s, so 2 psu, 8 15K SCSI drives across them, 6 internal fans > as all machines are dual socket quad core. > 1 * ML115 with 5 drives > I also have my el cheapo ISCSI storage network (5 disks). > > In addition I have several other boxes > > Now as you can imagine this gets loud, so loud that I usually have to > shut off the DL's at night because next door must be going bonkers with > the noise. > > Anyone ever had this problem and how did it get resolved ? > > I did think of sticking them in an outdoor shed, but figured that prolly > wasn't the best idea. > > Regards > > Stuart > > > > > > _______________________________________________ > Chester mailing list > Chester at mailman.lug.org.uk > https://mailman.lug.org.uk/mailman/listinfo/chester -- Dr David Holden. (dh at iucr.org) From marcus.jones.wxm at gmail.com Thu Oct 13 14:46:17 2011 From: marcus.jones.wxm at gmail.com (Marcus Jones) Date: Thu, 13 Oct 2011 14:46:17 -0000 Subject: [Chester LUG] Building a soundproof cupboard - Anyone done it ? In-Reply-To: <4E96F526.6000605@iucr.org> References: <4E96F526.6000605@iucr.org> Message-ID: Hi Stuart, You could try and get hold of an old line printer sound proof cabinet. These were used to house impact printers, and also had pretty decent cooling as standard. Some of the larger Epson and Tally line printers still use this type of cabinet, but as impact printing becomes obsolete, the cabinets may well be available cheaply. If you're on an unlimited budget, you could try: www.acoustiproducts.com Cheers, Marcus On 13 October 2011 15:26, David Holden wrote: > Ask them if they can hear it first. > > > Dave. > > > > On 13/10/11 13:41, Stuart Burns wrote: > > Hiya everyone, > > > > I have a cupboard (used to house hot water tank etc) that I use for my > > servers. Great. Only problem is the sound. Let me elaborate: > > > > I have > > > > 3!!! DL 385s, so 2 psu, 8 15K SCSI drives across them, 6 internal fans > > as all machines are dual socket quad core. > > 1 * ML115 with 5 drives > > I also have my el cheapo ISCSI storage network (5 disks). > > > > In addition I have several other boxes > > > > Now as you can imagine this gets loud, so loud that I usually have to > > shut off the DL's at night because next door must be going bonkers with > > the noise. > > > > Anyone ever had this problem and how did it get resolved ? > > > > I did think of sticking them in an outdoor shed, but figured that prolly > > wasn't the best idea. > > > > Regards > > > > Stuart > > > > > > > > > > > > _______________________________________________ > > Chester mailing list > > Chester at mailman.lug.org.uk > > https://mailman.lug.org.uk/mailman/listinfo/chester > > -- > Dr David Holden. 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I will be a bit late arriving as I have >> a job the other side of Manchester that may well run late. >> >> See you there. >> >> Les >> >> _______________________________________________ >> Chester mailing list >> Chester at mailman.lug.org.uk >> https://mailman.lug.org.uk/mailman/listinfo/chester >> >> > > > -- > Stuart Burns > E: stuart.james.burns at gmail.com > M: [redacted] > > > > _______________________________________________ > Chester mailing list > Chester at mailman.lug.org.uk > https://mailman.lug.org.uk/mailman/listinfo/chester > > -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: From mrcrilly at gmail.com Thu Oct 27 06:19:39 2011 From: mrcrilly at gmail.com (Michael Crilly) Date: Thu, 27 Oct 2011 06:19:39 -0000 Subject: [Chester LUG] LUG Social In-Reply-To: References: Message-ID: I'm off work, so I should be able to attend, but I will likely be about 7/8'ish. On 26 October 2011 13:36, Les Pritchard wrote: > sssh! I don't want them to know I'm coming.......ski clay pigeon shooting > isn't that popular :-) > > On 26 October 2011 12:48, Stuart Burns wrote: > >> Does it involve a ski mask and a sawn off ;) >> >> On 25 October 2011 23:31, Les Pritchard wrote: >> >>> Hi all, >>> >>> The next Chester LUG social will be this Thursday from 7pm at the Old >>> King's Head on Lower Bridge Street. I will be a bit late arriving as I have >>> a job the other side of Manchester that may well run late. >>> >>> See you there. >>> >>> Les >>> >>> _______________________________________________ >>> Chester mailing list >>> Chester at mailman.lug.org.uk >>> https://mailman.lug.org.uk/mailman/listinfo/chester >>> >>> >> >> >> -- >> Stuart Burns >> E: stuart.james.burns at gmail.com >> M: [redacted] >> >> >> >> _______________________________________________ >> Chester mailing list >> Chester at mailman.lug.org.uk >> https://mailman.lug.org.uk/mailman/listinfo/chester >> >> > > _______________________________________________ > Chester mailing list > Chester at mailman.lug.org.uk > https://mailman.lug.org.uk/mailman/listinfo/chester > > -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: From stuart.james.burns at gmail.com Thu Oct 27 10:23:24 2011 From: stuart.james.burns at gmail.com (Stuart Burns) Date: Thu, 27 Oct 2011 10:23:24 -0000 Subject: [Chester LUG] LUG Social In-Reply-To: References: Message-ID: I should be there. On 27 October 2011 07:19, Michael Crilly wrote: > I'm off work, so I should be able to attend, but I will likely be about > 7/8'ish. > > > On 26 October 2011 13:36, Les Pritchard wrote: > >> sssh! I don't want them to know I'm coming.......ski clay pigeon shooting >> isn't that popular :-) >> >> On 26 October 2011 12:48, Stuart Burns wrote: >> >>> Does it involve a ski mask and a sawn off ;) >>> >>> On 25 October 2011 23:31, Les Pritchard wrote: >>> >>>> Hi all, >>>> >>>> The next Chester LUG social will be this Thursday from 7pm at the Old >>>> King's Head on Lower Bridge Street. I will be a bit late arriving as I have >>>> a job the other side of Manchester that may well run late. >>>> >>>> See you there. >>>> >>>> Les >>>> >>>> _______________________________________________ >>>> Chester mailing list >>>> Chester at mailman.lug.org.uk >>>> https://mailman.lug.org.uk/mailman/listinfo/chester >>>> >>>> >>> >>> >>> -- >>> Stuart Burns >>> E: stuart.james.burns at gmail.com >>> M: [redacted] >>> >>> >>> >>> _______________________________________________ >>> Chester mailing list >>> Chester at mailman.lug.org.uk >>> https://mailman.lug.org.uk/mailman/listinfo/chester >>> >>> >> >> _______________________________________________ >> Chester mailing list >> Chester at mailman.lug.org.uk >> https://mailman.lug.org.uk/mailman/listinfo/chester >> >> > > _______________________________________________ > Chester mailing list > Chester at mailman.lug.org.uk > https://mailman.lug.org.uk/mailman/listinfo/chester > > -- Stuart Burns E: stuart.james.burns at gmail.com M: [redacted] -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... 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I will be a bit late arriving as I have >>>> a job the other side of Manchester that may well run late. >>>> >>>> See you there. >>>> >>>> Les >>>> >>>> _______________________________________________ >>>> Chester mailing list >>>> Chester at mailman.lug.org.uk >>>> https://mailman.lug.org.uk/mailman/listinfo/chester >>>> >>>> >>> >>> >>> -- >>> Stuart Burns >>> E: stuart.james.burns at gmail.com >>> M: [redacted] >>> >>> >>> >>> _______________________________________________ >>> Chester mailing list >>> Chester at mailman.lug.org.uk >>> https://mailman.lug.org.uk/mailman/listinfo/chester >>> >>> >> >> _______________________________________________ >> Chester mailing list >> Chester at mailman.lug.org.uk >> https://mailman.lug.org.uk/mailman/listinfo/chester >> >> > > _______________________________________________ > Chester mailing list > Chester at mailman.lug.org.uk > https://mailman.lug.org.uk/mailman/listinfo/chester > > -- Stuart Burns E: stuart.james.burns at gmail.com M: [redacted] -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... 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I > will be a bit late arriving as I have a job the other > side of Manchester that may well run late. > > See you there. > > Les > > _______________________________________________ > Chester mailing list > Chester at mailman.lug.org.uk > > https://mailman.lug.org.uk/mailman/listinfo/chester > > > > > -- > Stuart Burns > E: stuart.james.burns at gmail.com > > M: [redacted] > > > > _______________________________________________ > Chester mailing list > Chester at mailman.lug.org.uk > https://mailman.lug.org.uk/mailman/listinfo/chester > > > > _______________________________________________ > Chester mailing list > Chester at mailman.lug.org.uk > https://mailman.lug.org.uk/mailman/listinfo/chester > > > > _______________________________________________ > Chester mailing list > Chester at mailman.lug.org.uk > https://mailman.lug.org.uk/mailman/listinfo/chester > > > > > -- > Stuart Burns > E: stuart.james.burns at gmail.com > M: [redacted] > > > > _______________________________________________ > Chester mailing list > Chester at mailman.lug.org.uk > https://mailman.lug.org.uk/mailman/listinfo/chester -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... 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I don't want them to know I'm coming.......ski clay pigeon shooting >>> isn't that popular :-) >>> >>> On 26 October 2011 12:48, Stuart Burns wrote: >>> >>>> Does it involve a ski mask and a sawn off ;) >>>> >>>> On 25 October 2011 23:31, Les Pritchard wrote: >>>> >>>>> Hi all, >>>>> >>>>> The next Chester LUG social will be this Thursday from 7pm at the Old >>>>> King's Head on Lower Bridge Street. I will be a bit late arriving as I have >>>>> a job the other side of Manchester that may well run late. >>>>> >>>>> See you there. >>>>> >>>>> Les >>>>> >>>>> _______________________________________________ >>>>> Chester mailing list >>>>> Chester at mailman.lug.org.uk >>>>> https://mailman.lug.org.uk/mailman/listinfo/chester >>>>> >>>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> -- >>>> Stuart Burns >>>> E: stuart.james.burns at gmail.com >>>> M: [redacted] >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> _______________________________________________ >>>> Chester mailing list >>>> Chester at mailman.lug.org.uk >>>> https://mailman.lug.org.uk/mailman/listinfo/chester >>>> >>>> >>> >>> _______________________________________________ >>> Chester mailing list >>> Chester at mailman.lug.org.uk >>> https://mailman.lug.org.uk/mailman/listinfo/chester >>> >>> >> >> _______________________________________________ >> Chester mailing list >> Chester at mailman.lug.org.uk >> https://mailman.lug.org.uk/mailman/listinfo/chester >> >> > > > -- > Stuart Burns > E: stuart.james.burns at gmail.com > M: [redacted] > > > > _______________________________________________ > Chester mailing listChester at mailman.lug.org.ukhttps://mailman.lug.org.uk/mailman/listinfo/chester > > > > _______________________________________________ > Chester mailing list > Chester at mailman.lug.org.uk > https://mailman.lug.org.uk/mailman/listinfo/chester > > -- Stuart Burns E: stuart.james.burns at gmail.com M: [redacted] -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... 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I don't want them to know I'm coming.......ski clay pigeon >>>> shooting isn't that popular :-) >>>> >>>> On 26 October 2011 12:48, Stuart Burns wrote: >>>> >>>>> Does it involve a ski mask and a sawn off ;) >>>>> >>>>> On 25 October 2011 23:31, Les Pritchard wrote: >>>>> >>>>>> Hi all, >>>>>> >>>>>> The next Chester LUG social will be this Thursday from 7pm at the >>>>>> Old King's Head on Lower Bridge Street. I will be a bit late arriving as I >>>>>> have a job the other side of Manchester that may well run late. >>>>>> >>>>>> See you there. >>>>>> >>>>>> Les >>>>>> >>>>>> _______________________________________________ >>>>>> Chester mailing list >>>>>> Chester at mailman.lug.org.uk >>>>>> https://mailman.lug.org.uk/mailman/listinfo/chester >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> -- >>>>> Stuart Burns >>>>> E: stuart.james.burns at gmail.com >>>>> M: [redacted] >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> _______________________________________________ >>>>> Chester mailing list >>>>> Chester at mailman.lug.org.uk >>>>> https://mailman.lug.org.uk/mailman/listinfo/chester >>>>> >>>>> >>>> >>>> _______________________________________________ >>>> Chester mailing list >>>> Chester at mailman.lug.org.uk >>>> https://mailman.lug.org.uk/mailman/listinfo/chester >>>> >>>> >>> >>> _______________________________________________ >>> Chester mailing list >>> Chester at mailman.lug.org.uk >>> https://mailman.lug.org.uk/mailman/listinfo/chester >>> >>> >> >> >> -- >> Stuart Burns >> E: stuart.james.burns at gmail.com >> M: [redacted] >> >> >> >> _______________________________________________ >> Chester mailing listChester at mailman.lug.org.ukhttps://mailman.lug.org.uk/mailman/listinfo/chester >> >> >> >> _______________________________________________ >> Chester mailing list >> Chester at mailman.lug.org.uk >> https://mailman.lug.org.uk/mailman/listinfo/chester >> >> > > > -- > Stuart Burns > E: stuart.james.burns at gmail.com > M: [redacted] > > > > _______________________________________________ > Chester mailing list > Chester at mailman.lug.org.uk > https://mailman.lug.org.uk/mailman/listinfo/chester > > -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... 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Any chance of a look see > at that vid of that kid KOing the other one? > > Paul > > > Date: Fri, 28 Oct 2011 11:27:00 +0100 > > From: dh at iucr.org > > To: chester at mailman.lug.org.uk > > Subject: [Chester LUG] Walsh moment > > > > > Talked about last night > > > > http://youtu.be/nmwGFX5pgXw > > > > Dave. > > > > -- > > Dr David Holden. (dh at iucr.org) > > > > _______________________________________________ > > Chester mailing list > > Chester at mailman.lug.org.uk > > https://mailman.lug.org.uk/mailman/listinfo/chester > > _______________________________________________ > Chester mailing list > Chester at mailman.lug.org.uk > https://mailman.lug.org.uk/mailman/listinfo/chester > > -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... 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(dh at iucr.org) > > _______________________________________________ > Chester mailing list > Chester at mailman.lug.org.uk > https://mailman.lug.org.uk/mailman/listinfo/chester _______________________________________________ Chester mailing list Chester at mailman.lug.org.uk https://mailman.lug.org.uk/mailman/listinfo/chester _______________________________________________ Chester mailing list Chester at mailman.lug.org.uk https://mailman.lug.org.uk/mailman/listinfo/chester -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: From BenArnold at fsfe.org Fri Oct 28 19:28:33 2011 From: BenArnold at fsfe.org (Ben Arnold) Date: Fri, 28 Oct 2011 19:28:33 -0000 Subject: [Chester LUG] Mobile web browsers Message-ID: Evening, Further to the chatter on mobile web browsers: http://www.webopedia.com/quick_ref/need-a-mobile-web-browser-try-this-list-of-7-free-downloads.html I hadn't heard of Bolt, probably beacuse I don't run a non-Android Java, or BlackBerry phone. 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URL: From wilp4a at hotmail.co.uk Sat Oct 29 17:34:43 2011 From: wilp4a at hotmail.co.uk (Paul Williams) Date: Sat, 29 Oct 2011 17:34:43 -0000 Subject: [Chester LUG] Jimmy Saville have I got news for you transcript Message-ID: Apparently, this was actually recorded during the last series of "Have I Got News For You" when Jimmy Saville was a guest on Paul Merton's team. Incredibly, it didn't make our screens. (It seems that Mr. Merton doesn't like Mr. Saville very much) Out-take 3:09'36 During the headline round: DEAYTON: You used to be a wrestler didn't you? SAVILLE: I still am. DEAYTON: Are you? SAVILLE: I'm feared in every girls' school in the country. (Audience laugh) DEAYTON: Yeah, I've heard about that. SAVILLE: What have you heard? DEAYTON: I've... MERTON: Something about a c*nt with a rancid, pus-filled cock. (Huge audience laugh; Awkward pause) SAVILLE: I advise you to wash your mouth out, my friend... MERTON: That's what she had to do! (Audience laughs) HISLOP: Weren't you leaving money in phone boxes or something? (Saville glares at him) Or have I got completely the wrong end of the... SAVILLE: (To Deayton, heavily) The question you asked was about wrestling. DEAYTON: Yes. And then you mentioned girls' schools. I don't know whe... SAVILLE: Well I understood this was a comedy programme. I realise now how wrong I was. (Audience laugh) DEAYTON: So were you a professional wrestler? SAVILLE: Yes I was. DEAYTON: (To audience) Glad we got that cleared up.(Pulls face; audience giggles) HISLOP: Feared by every girls' school in the country... SAVILLE: That's right. MERTON: Due to having a rancid, pus-filled cock.(Huge audience laugh) DEAYTON: Erm... HISLOP: You're on top form tonight, Paul... SAVILLE: (Strangely) I'm...this is not what I... FLOOR MANAGER: (OOV) OK, do you...(inaudible section)...shall we, for pick-ups... MERTON: I'm terribly sorry. I don't know what came over me. SAVILLE: A pus-filled cock, I imagine. (Shocked audience laugh) MERTON: Oh, it's nice to see you joining in. We'd been waiting for you, you sad senile old shitter. (Audience appears to do double-take) DEAYTON: I think we...d-d-you you want to apologise to our guest, Paul? MERTON: Sorry, I do apologise. Sir senile old shitter, is what I meant to say. (Audience laugh; pause) Sir senile old shitter...who fucks minors. (Audience unrest) HISLOP: Sorry, I'm just looking at our lawyer again. (Waves) Hello! (Audience laughs) DEAYTON: Shall we get back on course with this, or sha... SAVILLE: I do fuck miners, that's quite correct. I have always done so. They can do the most wonderful things with cigars. The coal... MERTON: What, they stick them up your senile, pus-filled arse? (Audience laughs) FLOOR MANAGER: (OOV): Come on...I'm getting an ear-bashing here. It's... MERTON: Oh they want to continue. Sorry, I'll contain myself. Carry on... DEAYTON: Right (Pause) You used to be a professional wrestler didn't you? (Huge audience laugh) SAVILLE: (Calmly) I did. DEAYTON: You didn't have a nickname or anything? SAVILLE: Yes - 'Loser'. (Audience laughs) ___________________________________ Out-take 4: 21'20 Following a discussion about caravans: DEAYTON: Last month, Roger Moore sold his luxury caravan in Malta. Asked by the... MERTON: I visited your caravan the other week, Jimmy. SAVILLE: Did you really? MERTON: Oh yes. Interesting what you can find, if you have a bit of a poke. (Audience laugh) HISLOP: He just told you, it was twelve years ago... SAVILLE: No, I lived in it for twelve years. MERTON: And fucked twelve year olds. (Audience laugh) DEAYTON: Here we go again...I'll be backstage if anyone wants me. MERTON: (Indicating Saville) That's what you said to the kids on your show, wasn't it? (Audience laugh) SAVILLE: No, they never did want me. HISLOP: Not even Sarah Cornley? SAVILLE: She was an exception. DEAYTON: Who's Sarah Cornley? SAVILLE: Sarah Cornley is... HISLOP: About fifteen grand in damages, wasn't she? (Uncertain audience laugh) SAVILLE: That's right. HISLOP: So if I was going to mention that you threatened to break her arm if she said anything... SAVILLE: You'd be very wrong. (Pause) I said I'd break both her arms. (Audience unease) MERTON: Fucking hell. I mean, you're just sitting there, all shell suit and cigar wearing those fucking...I don't know what they are. SAVILLE: Chrome-plated SC-700 sun-visors, these are. Sent to me by... MERTON: We don't give a shit. Ladies and gentlemen, Sir James Saville OBE. Jim has fixed it for me to have my arms broken. Meet this depressing old fucked up c*nt of a fucker on television who's riddled with cancer and fucking pubic lice. HISLOP: (To lawyer again) Hello! (Audience laughs) MERTON: Christ, I mean ha ha, big fucking joke - the fucking lawyers are involved, tee hee. It doesn't change anything. DEAYTON: (Visibly out of character) Do you wanna stop, or...? 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URL: From dh at iucr.org Sun Oct 30 11:13:19 2011 From: dh at iucr.org (David Holden) Date: Sun, 30 Oct 2011 11:13:19 -0000 Subject: [Chester LUG] Jimmy Saville have I got news for you transcript In-Reply-To: References: Message-ID: <4EAD3148.5000900@iucr.org> Yikes! On 29/10/11 18:34, Paul Williams wrote: > Apparently, this was actually recorded during the last series of "Have I > Got > News For You" when Jimmy Saville was a guest on Paul Merton's team. > Incredibly, it didn't make our screens. (It seems that Mr. Merton doesn't > like Mr. Saville very much) > > Out-take 3:09'36 > During the headline round: > DEAYTON: You used to be a wrestler didn't you? > SAVILLE: I still am. > DEAYTON: Are you? > SAVILLE: I'm feared in every girls' school in the country. > (Audience laugh) > DEAYTON: Yeah, I've heard about that. > SAVILLE: What have you heard? > DEAYTON: I've... > MERTON: Something about a c*nt with a rancid, pus-filled cock. > (Huge audience laugh; Awkward pause) > SAVILLE: I advise you to wash your mouth out, my friend... > MERTON: That's what she had to do! (Audience laughs) > HISLOP: Weren't you leaving money in phone boxes or something? > (Saville glares at him) Or have I got completely the wrong end of the... > SAVILLE: (To Deayton, heavily) The question you asked was about wrestling. > DEAYTON: Yes. And then you mentioned girls' schools. I don't know whe... > SAVILLE: Well I understood this was a comedy programme. I realise now > how wrong I was. (Audience laugh) > DEAYTON: So were you a professional wrestler? > SAVILLE: Yes I was. > DEAYTON: (To audience) Glad we got that cleared up.(Pulls face; audience > giggles) > HISLOP: Feared by every girls' school in the country... > SAVILLE: That's right. > MERTON: Due to having a rancid, pus-filled cock.(Huge audience laugh) > DEAYTON: Erm... > HISLOP: You're on top form tonight, Paul... > SAVILLE: (Strangely) I'm...this is not what I... > FLOOR MANAGER: (OOV) OK, do you...(inaudible section)...shall we, for > pick-ups... > MERTON: I'm terribly sorry. I don't know what came over me. > SAVILLE: A pus-filled cock, I imagine. (Shocked audience laugh) > MERTON: Oh, it's nice to see you joining in. We'd been waiting for you, > you sad senile old shitter. (Audience appears to do double-take) > DEAYTON: I think we...d-d-you you want to apologise to our guest, Paul? > MERTON: Sorry, I do apologise. Sir senile old shitter, is what I meant > to say. > (Audience laugh; pause) Sir senile old shitter...who fucks minors. > (Audience unrest) > HISLOP: Sorry, I'm just looking at our lawyer again. (Waves) Hello! > (Audience laughs) > DEAYTON: Shall we get back on course with this, or sha... > SAVILLE: I do fuck miners, that's quite correct. I have always done so. > They can do the most wonderful things with cigars. The coal... > MERTON: What, they stick them up your senile, pus-filled arse? > (Audience laughs) > FLOOR MANAGER: (OOV): Come on...I'm getting an ear-bashing here. It's... > MERTON: Oh they want to continue. Sorry, I'll contain myself. Carry on... > DEAYTON: Right (Pause) You used to be a professional wrestler didn't you? > (Huge audience laugh) > SAVILLE: (Calmly) I did. > DEAYTON: You didn't have a nickname or anything? > SAVILLE: Yes - 'Loser'. (Audience laughs) > ___________________________________ > Out-take 4: 21'20 > Following a discussion about caravans: > DEAYTON: Last month, Roger Moore sold his luxury caravan in Malta. Asked > by the... > MERTON: I visited your caravan the other week, Jimmy. > SAVILLE: Did you really? > MERTON: Oh yes. Interesting what you can find, if you have a bit of a poke. > (Audience laugh) > HISLOP: He just told you, it was twelve years ago... > SAVILLE: No, I lived in it for twelve years. > MERTON: And fucked twelve year olds. (Audience laugh) > DEAYTON: Here we go again...I'll be backstage if anyone wants me. > MERTON: (Indicating Saville) That's what you said to the kids on your > show, wasn't it? > (Audience laugh) > SAVILLE: No, they never did want me. > HISLOP: Not even Sarah Cornley? > SAVILLE: She was an exception. > DEAYTON: Who's Sarah Cornley? > SAVILLE: Sarah Cornley is... > HISLOP: About fifteen grand in damages, wasn't she? > (Uncertain audience laugh) > SAVILLE: That's right. > HISLOP: So if I was going to mention that you threatened to break her > arm if she said anything... > SAVILLE: You'd be very wrong. (Pause) I said I'd break both her arms. > (Audience unease) > MERTON: Fucking hell. I mean, you're just sitting there, all shell suit > and cigar wearing those fucking...I don't know what they are. > SAVILLE: Chrome-plated SC-700 sun-visors, these are. Sent to me by... > MERTON: We don't give a shit. Ladies and gentlemen, Sir James Saville > OBE. Jim has fixed it for me to have my arms broken. Meet this > depressing old fucked up c*nt of a fucker on television who's riddled > with cancer and fucking pubic lice. > HISLOP: (To lawyer again) Hello! (Audience laughs) > MERTON: Christ, I mean ha ha, big fucking joke - the fucking lawyers are > involved, tee hee. It doesn't change anything. > DEAYTON: (Visibly out of character) Do you wanna stop, or...? > MERTON: No I don't fucking want to stop. It's all shit! You'll expect a > comedy walkout in a minute, won't you? I mean, big bloody joke - I'm > going to quote Shakespeare in a minute, how fucking out of character. > And Ian knows about football - oh my fucking sides. > SAVILLE: You've never fucked anyone in your life, boy. > MERTON: Oh fuck off... > FLOOR MANAGER: (OOV) ...About five minutes, just to...(Phil Davey enters) > PHIL DAVEY: OK, well top that as they say. You're looking troubled by > that, aren't you mate? I tell you, I came back from Amsterdam recently... > RECORDING PLACED ON STAND-BY; CUTS BACK TO CLOSE-UP OF DEAYTON > AWAITING HIS CUE > DEAYTON: OK. Second time lucky. (Pause) Last month, Roger Moore sold > his luxury caravan in Malta. Asked by the New York Times about his > relaxed acting style... > > > > _______________________________________________ > Chester mailing list > Chester at mailman.lug.org.uk > https://mailman.lug.org.uk/mailman/listinfo/chester -- Dr David Holden. (dh at iucr.org) From marcus.jones.wxm at gmail.com Sun Oct 30 13:46:46 2011 From: marcus.jones.wxm at gmail.com (Marcus Jones) Date: Sun, 30 Oct 2011 13:46:46 -0000 Subject: [Chester LUG] Jimmy Saville have I got news for you transcript In-Reply-To: <4EAD3148.5000900@iucr.org> References: <4EAD3148.5000900@iucr.org> Message-ID: Don't panic. It's all fake! On 30 October 2011 11:13, David Holden wrote: > Yikes! > > > On 29/10/11 18:34, Paul Williams wrote: > > Apparently, this was actually recorded during the last series of "Have I > > Got > > News For You" when Jimmy Saville was a guest on Paul Merton's team. > > Incredibly, it didn't make our screens. (It seems that Mr. Merton > doesn't > > like Mr. Saville very much) > > > > Out-take 3:09'36 > > During the headline round: > > DEAYTON: You used to be a wrestler didn't you? > > SAVILLE: I still am. > > DEAYTON: Are you? > > SAVILLE: I'm feared in every girls' school in the country. > > (Audience laugh) > > DEAYTON: Yeah, I've heard about that. > > SAVILLE: What have you heard? > > DEAYTON: I've... > > MERTON: Something about a c*nt with a rancid, pus-filled cock. > > (Huge audience laugh; Awkward pause) > > SAVILLE: I advise you to wash your mouth out, my friend... > > MERTON: That's what she had to do! (Audience laughs) > > HISLOP: Weren't you leaving money in phone boxes or something? > > (Saville glares at him) Or have I got completely the wrong end of the... > > SAVILLE: (To Deayton, heavily) The question you asked was about > wrestling. > > DEAYTON: Yes. And then you mentioned girls' schools. I don't know whe... > > SAVILLE: Well I understood this was a comedy programme. I realise now > > how wrong I was. (Audience laugh) > > DEAYTON: So were you a professional wrestler? > > SAVILLE: Yes I was. > > DEAYTON: (To audience) Glad we got that cleared up.(Pulls face; audience > > giggles) > > HISLOP: Feared by every girls' school in the country... > > SAVILLE: That's right. > > MERTON: Due to having a rancid, pus-filled cock.(Huge audience laugh) > > DEAYTON: Erm... > > HISLOP: You're on top form tonight, Paul... > > SAVILLE: (Strangely) I'm...this is not what I... > > FLOOR MANAGER: (OOV) OK, do you...(inaudible section)...shall we, for > > pick-ups... > > MERTON: I'm terribly sorry. I don't know what came over me. > > SAVILLE: A pus-filled cock, I imagine. (Shocked audience laugh) > > MERTON: Oh, it's nice to see you joining in. We'd been waiting for you, > > you sad senile old shitter. (Audience appears to do double-take) > > DEAYTON: I think we...d-d-you you want to apologise to our guest, Paul? > > MERTON: Sorry, I do apologise. Sir senile old shitter, is what I meant > > to say. > > (Audience laugh; pause) Sir senile old shitter...who fucks minors. > > (Audience unrest) > > HISLOP: Sorry, I'm just looking at our lawyer again. (Waves) Hello! > > (Audience laughs) > > DEAYTON: Shall we get back on course with this, or sha... > > SAVILLE: I do fuck miners, that's quite correct. I have always done so. > > They can do the most wonderful things with cigars. The coal... > > MERTON: What, they stick them up your senile, pus-filled arse? > > (Audience laughs) > > FLOOR MANAGER: (OOV): Come on...I'm getting an ear-bashing here. It's... > > MERTON: Oh they want to continue. Sorry, I'll contain myself. Carry on... > > DEAYTON: Right (Pause) You used to be a professional wrestler didn't you? > > (Huge audience laugh) > > SAVILLE: (Calmly) I did. > > DEAYTON: You didn't have a nickname or anything? > > SAVILLE: Yes - 'Loser'. (Audience laughs) > > ___________________________________ > > Out-take 4: 21'20 > > Following a discussion about caravans: > > DEAYTON: Last month, Roger Moore sold his luxury caravan in Malta. Asked > > by the... > > MERTON: I visited your caravan the other week, Jimmy. > > SAVILLE: Did you really? > > MERTON: Oh yes. Interesting what you can find, if you have a bit of a > poke. > > (Audience laugh) > > HISLOP: He just told you, it was twelve years ago... > > SAVILLE: No, I lived in it for twelve years. > > MERTON: And fucked twelve year olds. (Audience laugh) > > DEAYTON: Here we go again...I'll be backstage if anyone wants me. > > MERTON: (Indicating Saville) That's what you said to the kids on your > > show, wasn't it? > > (Audience laugh) > > SAVILLE: No, they never did want me. > > HISLOP: Not even Sarah Cornley? > > SAVILLE: She was an exception. > > DEAYTON: Who's Sarah Cornley? > > SAVILLE: Sarah Cornley is... > > HISLOP: About fifteen grand in damages, wasn't she? > > (Uncertain audience laugh) > > SAVILLE: That's right. > > HISLOP: So if I was going to mention that you threatened to break her > > arm if she said anything... > > SAVILLE: You'd be very wrong. (Pause) I said I'd break both her arms. > > (Audience unease) > > MERTON: Fucking hell. I mean, you're just sitting there, all shell suit > > and cigar wearing those fucking...I don't know what they are. > > SAVILLE: Chrome-plated SC-700 sun-visors, these are. Sent to me by... > > MERTON: We don't give a shit. Ladies and gentlemen, Sir James Saville > > OBE. Jim has fixed it for me to have my arms broken. Meet this > > depressing old fucked up c*nt of a fucker on television who's riddled > > with cancer and fucking pubic lice. > > HISLOP: (To lawyer again) Hello! (Audience laughs) > > MERTON: Christ, I mean ha ha, big fucking joke - the fucking lawyers are > > involved, tee hee. It doesn't change anything. > > DEAYTON: (Visibly out of character) Do you wanna stop, or...? > > MERTON: No I don't fucking want to stop. It's all shit! You'll expect a > > comedy walkout in a minute, won't you? I mean, big bloody joke - I'm > > going to quote Shakespeare in a minute, how fucking out of character. > > And Ian knows about football - oh my fucking sides. > > SAVILLE: You've never fucked anyone in your life, boy. > > MERTON: Oh fuck off... > > FLOOR MANAGER: (OOV) ...About five minutes, just to...(Phil Davey enters) > > PHIL DAVEY: OK, well top that as they say. You're looking troubled by > > that, aren't you mate? I tell you, I came back from Amsterdam recently... > > RECORDING PLACED ON STAND-BY; CUTS BACK TO CLOSE-UP OF DEAYTON > > AWAITING HIS CUE > > DEAYTON: OK. Second time lucky. (Pause) Last month, Roger Moore sold > > his luxury caravan in Malta. Asked by the New York Times about his > > relaxed acting style... > > > > > > > > _______________________________________________ > > Chester mailing list > > Chester at mailman.lug.org.uk > > https://mailman.lug.org.uk/mailman/listinfo/chester > > -- > Dr David Holden. (dh at iucr.org) > > _______________________________________________ > Chester mailing list > Chester at mailman.lug.org.uk > https://mailman.lug.org.uk/mailman/listinfo/chester > -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: From les.pritchard at gmail.com Sun Oct 30 17:57:11 2011 From: les.pritchard at gmail.com (Les Pritchard) Date: Sun, 30 Oct 2011 17:57:11 -0000 Subject: [Chester LUG] We didn't kill him did we? lol In-Reply-To: References: Message-ID: lol, well just in case next month we're talking about Louis Walsh.... :-p On 29 October 2011 17:19, Paul Williams wrote: > Jimmy saville is dead. Maybe it was all that talk about him on Have I > got news for you? > > > Paul > > _______________________________________________ > Chester mailing list > Chester at mailman.lug.org.uk > https://mailman.lug.org.uk/mailman/listinfo/chester > > -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: From wilp4a at hotmail.co.uk Sun Oct 30 19:20:40 2011 From: wilp4a at hotmail.co.uk (Paul Williams) Date: Sun, 30 Oct 2011 19:20:40 -0000 Subject: [Chester LUG] Jimmy Saville have I got news for you transcript In-Reply-To: References: , <4EAD3148.5000900@iucr.org>, Message-ID: Pity. Would have been something to see! Date: Sun, 30 Oct 2011 13:46:37 +0000 From: marcus.jones.wxm at gmail.com To: chester at mailman.lug.org.uk Subject: Re: [Chester LUG] Jimmy Saville have I got news for you transcript Don't panic. It's all fake! On 30 October 2011 11:13, David Holden wrote: Yikes! On 29/10/11 18:34, Paul Williams wrote: > Apparently, this was actually recorded during the last series of "Have I > Got > News For You" when Jimmy Saville was a guest on Paul Merton's team. > Incredibly, it didn't make our screens. (It seems that Mr. Merton doesn't > like Mr. Saville very much) > > Out-take 3:09'36 > During the headline round: > DEAYTON: You used to be a wrestler didn't you? > SAVILLE: I still am. > DEAYTON: Are you? > SAVILLE: I'm feared in every girls' school in the country. > (Audience laugh) > DEAYTON: Yeah, I've heard about that. > SAVILLE: What have you heard? > DEAYTON: I've... > MERTON: Something about a c*nt with a rancid, pus-filled cock. > (Huge audience laugh; Awkward pause) > SAVILLE: I advise you to wash your mouth out, my friend... > MERTON: That's what she had to do! (Audience laughs) > HISLOP: Weren't you leaving money in phone boxes or something? > (Saville glares at him) Or have I got completely the wrong end of the... > SAVILLE: (To Deayton, heavily) The question you asked was about wrestling. > DEAYTON: Yes. And then you mentioned girls' schools. I don't know whe... > SAVILLE: Well I understood this was a comedy programme. I realise now > how wrong I was. (Audience laugh) > DEAYTON: So were you a professional wrestler? > SAVILLE: Yes I was. > DEAYTON: (To audience) Glad we got that cleared up.(Pulls face; audience > giggles) > HISLOP: Feared by every girls' school in the country... > SAVILLE: That's right. > MERTON: Due to having a rancid, pus-filled cock.(Huge audience laugh) > DEAYTON: Erm... > HISLOP: You're on top form tonight, Paul... > SAVILLE: (Strangely) I'm...this is not what I... > FLOOR MANAGER: (OOV) OK, do you...(inaudible section)...shall we, for > pick-ups... > MERTON: I'm terribly sorry. I don't know what came over me. > SAVILLE: A pus-filled cock, I imagine. (Shocked audience laugh) > MERTON: Oh, it's nice to see you joining in. We'd been waiting for you, > you sad senile old shitter. (Audience appears to do double-take) > DEAYTON: I think we...d-d-you you want to apologise to our guest, Paul? > MERTON: Sorry, I do apologise. Sir senile old shitter, is what I meant > to say. > (Audience laugh; pause) Sir senile old shitter...who fucks minors. > (Audience unrest) > HISLOP: Sorry, I'm just looking at our lawyer again. (Waves) Hello! > (Audience laughs) > DEAYTON: Shall we get back on course with this, or sha... > SAVILLE: I do fuck miners, that's quite correct. I have always done so. > They can do the most wonderful things with cigars. The coal... > MERTON: What, they stick them up your senile, pus-filled arse? > (Audience laughs) > FLOOR MANAGER: (OOV): Come on...I'm getting an ear-bashing here. It's... > MERTON: Oh they want to continue. Sorry, I'll contain myself. Carry on... > DEAYTON: Right (Pause) You used to be a professional wrestler didn't you? > (Huge audience laugh) > SAVILLE: (Calmly) I did. > DEAYTON: You didn't have a nickname or anything? > SAVILLE: Yes - 'Loser'. (Audience laughs) > ___________________________________ > Out-take 4: 21'20 > Following a discussion about caravans: > DEAYTON: Last month, Roger Moore sold his luxury caravan in Malta. Asked > by the... > MERTON: I visited your caravan the other week, Jimmy. > SAVILLE: Did you really? > MERTON: Oh yes. Interesting what you can find, if you have a bit of a poke. > (Audience laugh) > HISLOP: He just told you, it was twelve years ago... > SAVILLE: No, I lived in it for twelve years. > MERTON: And fucked twelve year olds. (Audience laugh) > DEAYTON: Here we go again...I'll be backstage if anyone wants me. > MERTON: (Indicating Saville) That's what you said to the kids on your > show, wasn't it? > (Audience laugh) > SAVILLE: No, they never did want me. > HISLOP: Not even Sarah Cornley? > SAVILLE: She was an exception. > DEAYTON: Who's Sarah Cornley? > SAVILLE: Sarah Cornley is... > HISLOP: About fifteen grand in damages, wasn't she? > (Uncertain audience laugh) > SAVILLE: That's right. > HISLOP: So if I was going to mention that you threatened to break her > arm if she said anything... > SAVILLE: You'd be very wrong. (Pause) I said I'd break both her arms. > (Audience unease) > MERTON: Fucking hell. I mean, you're just sitting there, all shell suit > and cigar wearing those fucking...I don't know what they are. > SAVILLE: Chrome-plated SC-700 sun-visors, these are. Sent to me by... > MERTON: We don't give a shit. Ladies and gentlemen, Sir James Saville > OBE. Jim has fixed it for me to have my arms broken. Meet this > depressing old fucked up c*nt of a fucker on television who's riddled > with cancer and fucking pubic lice. > HISLOP: (To lawyer again) Hello! (Audience laughs) > MERTON: Christ, I mean ha ha, big fucking joke - the fucking lawyers are > involved, tee hee. It doesn't change anything. > DEAYTON: (Visibly out of character) Do you wanna stop, or...? > MERTON: No I don't fucking want to stop. It's all shit! You'll expect a > comedy walkout in a minute, won't you? I mean, big bloody joke - I'm > going to quote Shakespeare in a minute, how fucking out of character. > And Ian knows about football - oh my fucking sides. > SAVILLE: You've never fucked anyone in your life, boy. > MERTON: Oh fuck off... > FLOOR MANAGER: (OOV) ...About five minutes, just to...(Phil Davey enters) > PHIL DAVEY: OK, well top that as they say. You're looking troubled by > that, aren't you mate? I tell you, I came back from Amsterdam recently... > RECORDING PLACED ON STAND-BY; CUTS BACK TO CLOSE-UP OF DEAYTON > AWAITING HIS CUE > DEAYTON: OK. Second time lucky. (Pause) Last month, Roger Moore sold > his luxury caravan in Malta. Asked by the New York Times about his > relaxed acting style... > > > > _______________________________________________ > Chester mailing list > Chester at mailman.lug.org.uk > https://mailman.lug.org.uk/mailman/listinfo/chester -- Dr David Holden. (dh at iucr.org) _______________________________________________ Chester mailing list Chester at mailman.lug.org.uk https://mailman.lug.org.uk/mailman/listinfo/chester _______________________________________________ Chester mailing list Chester at mailman.lug.org.uk https://mailman.lug.org.uk/mailman/listinfo/chester -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: From mrcrilly at gmail.com Sun Oct 30 22:33:14 2011 From: mrcrilly at gmail.com (Michael Crilly) Date: Sun, 30 Oct 2011 22:33:14 -0000 Subject: [Chester LUG] Jimmy Saville have I got news for you transcript In-Reply-To: References: <4EAD3148.5000900@iucr.org> Message-ID: How do we know it's fake? On 30 October 2011 19:20, Paul Williams wrote: > Pity. Would have been something to see! > > ------------------------------ > Date: Sun, 30 Oct 2011 13:46:37 +0000 > From: marcus.jones.wxm at gmail.com > To: chester at mailman.lug.org.uk > Subject: Re: [Chester LUG] Jimmy Saville have I got news for you transcript > > > Don't panic. It's all fake! > > On 30 October 2011 11:13, David Holden wrote: > > Yikes! > > > On 29/10/11 18:34, Paul Williams wrote: > > Apparently, this was actually recorded during the last series of "Have I > > Got > > News For You" when Jimmy Saville was a guest on Paul Merton's team. > > Incredibly, it didn't make our screens. (It seems that Mr. Merton > doesn't > > like Mr. Saville very much) > > > > Out-take 3:09'36 > > During the headline round: > > DEAYTON: You used to be a wrestler didn't you? > > SAVILLE: I still am. > > DEAYTON: Are you? > > SAVILLE: I'm feared in every girls' school in the country. > > (Audience laugh) > > DEAYTON: Yeah, I've heard about that. > > SAVILLE: What have you heard? > > DEAYTON: I've... > > MERTON: Something about a c*nt with a rancid, pus-filled cock. > > (Huge audience laugh; Awkward pause) > > SAVILLE: I advise you to wash your mouth out, my friend... > > MERTON: That's what she had to do! (Audience laughs) > > HISLOP: Weren't you leaving money in phone boxes or something? > > (Saville glares at him) Or have I got completely the wrong end of the... > > SAVILLE: (To Deayton, heavily) The question you asked was about > wrestling. > > DEAYTON: Yes. And then you mentioned girls' schools. I don't know whe... > > SAVILLE: Well I understood this was a comedy programme. I realise now > > how wrong I was. (Audience laugh) > > DEAYTON: So were you a professional wrestler? > > SAVILLE: Yes I was. > > DEAYTON: (To audience) Glad we got that cleared up.(Pulls face; audience > > giggles) > > HISLOP: Feared by every girls' school in the country... > > SAVILLE: That's right. > > MERTON: Due to having a rancid, pus-filled cock.(Huge audience laugh) > > DEAYTON: Erm... > > HISLOP: You're on top form tonight, Paul... > > SAVILLE: (Strangely) I'm...this is not what I... > > FLOOR MANAGER: (OOV) OK, do you...(inaudible section)...shall we, for > > pick-ups... > > MERTON: I'm terribly sorry. I don't know what came over me. > > SAVILLE: A pus-filled cock, I imagine. (Shocked audience laugh) > > MERTON: Oh, it's nice to see you joining in. We'd been waiting for you, > > you sad senile old shitter. (Audience appears to do double-take) > > DEAYTON: I think we...d-d-you you want to apologise to our guest, Paul? > > MERTON: Sorry, I do apologise. Sir senile old shitter, is what I meant > > to say. > > (Audience laugh; pause) Sir senile old shitter...who fucks minors. > > (Audience unrest) > > HISLOP: Sorry, I'm just looking at our lawyer again. (Waves) Hello! > > (Audience laughs) > > DEAYTON: Shall we get back on course with this, or sha... > > SAVILLE: I do fuck miners, that's quite correct. I have always done so. > > They can do the most wonderful things with cigars. The coal... > > MERTON: What, they stick them up your senile, pus-filled arse? > > (Audience laughs) > > FLOOR MANAGER: (OOV): Come on...I'm getting an ear-bashing here. It's... > > MERTON: Oh they want to continue. Sorry, I'll contain myself. Carry on... > > DEAYTON: Right (Pause) You used to be a professional wrestler didn't you? > > (Huge audience laugh) > > SAVILLE: (Calmly) I did. > > DEAYTON: You didn't have a nickname or anything? > > SAVILLE: Yes - 'Loser'. (Audience laughs) > > ___________________________________ > > Out-take 4: 21'20 > > Following a discussion about caravans: > > DEAYTON: Last month, Roger Moore sold his luxury caravan in Malta. Asked > > by the... > > MERTON: I visited your caravan the other week, Jimmy. > > SAVILLE: Did you really? > > MERTON: Oh yes. Interesting what you can find, if you have a bit of a > poke. > > (Audience laugh) > > HISLOP: He just told you, it was twelve years ago... > > SAVILLE: No, I lived in it for twelve years. > > MERTON: And fucked twelve year olds. (Audience laugh) > > DEAYTON: Here we go again...I'll be backstage if anyone wants me. > > MERTON: (Indicating Saville) That's what you said to the kids on your > > show, wasn't it? > > (Audience laugh) > > SAVILLE: No, they never did want me. > > HISLOP: Not even Sarah Cornley? > > SAVILLE: She was an exception. > > DEAYTON: Who's Sarah Cornley? > > SAVILLE: Sarah Cornley is... > > HISLOP: About fifteen grand in damages, wasn't she? > > (Uncertain audience laugh) > > SAVILLE: That's right. > > HISLOP: So if I was going to mention that you threatened to break her > > arm if she said anything... > > SAVILLE: You'd be very wrong. (Pause) I said I'd break both her arms. > > (Audience unease) > > MERTON: Fucking hell. I mean, you're just sitting there, all shell suit > > and cigar wearing those fucking...I don't know what they are. > > SAVILLE: Chrome-plated SC-700 sun-visors, these are. Sent to me by... > > MERTON: We don't give a shit. Ladies and gentlemen, Sir James Saville > > OBE. Jim has fixed it for me to have my arms broken. Meet this > > depressing old fucked up c*nt of a fucker on television who's riddled > > with cancer and fucking pubic lice. > > HISLOP: (To lawyer again) Hello! (Audience laughs) > > MERTON: Christ, I mean ha ha, big fucking joke - the fucking lawyers are > > involved, tee hee. It doesn't change anything. > > DEAYTON: (Visibly out of character) Do you wanna stop, or...? > > MERTON: No I don't fucking want to stop. It's all shit! You'll expect a > > comedy walkout in a minute, won't you? I mean, big bloody joke - I'm > > going to quote Shakespeare in a minute, how fucking out of character. > > And Ian knows about football - oh my fucking sides. > > SAVILLE: You've never fucked anyone in your life, boy. > > MERTON: Oh fuck off... > > FLOOR MANAGER: (OOV) ...About five minutes, just to...(Phil Davey enters) > > PHIL DAVEY: OK, well top that as they say. You're looking troubled by > > that, aren't you mate? I tell you, I came back from Amsterdam recently... > > RECORDING PLACED ON STAND-BY; CUTS BACK TO CLOSE-UP OF DEAYTON > > AWAITING HIS CUE > > DEAYTON: OK. Second time lucky. (Pause) Last month, Roger Moore sold > > his luxury caravan in Malta. Asked by the New York Times about his > > relaxed acting style... > > > > > > > > _______________________________________________ > > Chester mailing list > > Chester at mailman.lug.org.uk > > https://mailman.lug.org.uk/mailman/listinfo/chester > > -- > Dr David Holden. (dh at iucr.org) > > _______________________________________________ > Chester mailing list > Chester at mailman.lug.org.uk > https://mailman.lug.org.uk/mailman/listinfo/chester > > > > _______________________________________________ Chester mailing list > Chester at mailman.lug.org.uk > https://mailman.lug.org.uk/mailman/listinfo/chester > > _______________________________________________ > Chester mailing list > Chester at mailman.lug.org.uk > https://mailman.lug.org.uk/mailman/listinfo/chester > > -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: From marcus.jones.wxm at gmail.com Sun Oct 30 22:46:17 2011 From: marcus.jones.wxm at gmail.com (Marcus Jones) Date: Sun, 30 Oct 2011 22:46:17 -0000 Subject: [Chester LUG] Jimmy Saville have I got news for you transcript In-Reply-To: References: <4EAD3148.5000900@iucr.org> Message-ID: http://www.screenonline.org.uk/people/id/550162/index.html It's also been circulating the Usenet for over 10 years now. On 30 October 2011 22:33, Michael Crilly wrote: > How do we know it's fake? > > On 30 October 2011 19:20, Paul Williams wrote: > >> Pity. Would have been something to see! >> >> ------------------------------ >> Date: Sun, 30 Oct 2011 13:46:37 +0000 >> From: marcus.jones.wxm at gmail.com >> To: chester at mailman.lug.org.uk >> Subject: Re: [Chester LUG] Jimmy Saville have I got news for you >> transcript >> >> >> Don't panic. It's all fake! >> >> On 30 October 2011 11:13, David Holden wrote: >> >> Yikes! >> >> >> On 29/10/11 18:34, Paul Williams wrote: >> > Apparently, this was actually recorded during the last series of "Have I >> > Got >> > News For You" when Jimmy Saville was a guest on Paul Merton's team. >> > Incredibly, it didn't make our screens. (It seems that Mr. Merton >> doesn't >> > like Mr. Saville very much) >> > >> > Out-take 3:09'36 >> > During the headline round: >> > DEAYTON: You used to be a wrestler didn't you? >> > SAVILLE: I still am. >> > DEAYTON: Are you? >> > SAVILLE: I'm feared in every girls' school in the country. >> > (Audience laugh) >> > DEAYTON: Yeah, I've heard about that. >> > SAVILLE: What have you heard? >> > DEAYTON: I've... >> > MERTON: Something about a c*nt with a rancid, pus-filled cock. >> > (Huge audience laugh; Awkward pause) >> > SAVILLE: I advise you to wash your mouth out, my friend... >> > MERTON: That's what she had to do! (Audience laughs) >> > HISLOP: Weren't you leaving money in phone boxes or something? >> > (Saville glares at him) Or have I got completely the wrong end of the... >> > SAVILLE: (To Deayton, heavily) The question you asked was about >> wrestling. >> > DEAYTON: Yes. And then you mentioned girls' schools. I don't know whe... >> > SAVILLE: Well I understood this was a comedy programme. I realise now >> > how wrong I was. (Audience laugh) >> > DEAYTON: So were you a professional wrestler? >> > SAVILLE: Yes I was. >> > DEAYTON: (To audience) Glad we got that cleared up.(Pulls face; audience >> > giggles) >> > HISLOP: Feared by every girls' school in the country... >> > SAVILLE: That's right. >> > MERTON: Due to having a rancid, pus-filled cock.(Huge audience laugh) >> > DEAYTON: Erm... >> > HISLOP: You're on top form tonight, Paul... >> > SAVILLE: (Strangely) I'm...this is not what I... >> > FLOOR MANAGER: (OOV) OK, do you...(inaudible section)...shall we, for >> > pick-ups... >> > MERTON: I'm terribly sorry. I don't know what came over me. >> > SAVILLE: A pus-filled cock, I imagine. (Shocked audience laugh) >> > MERTON: Oh, it's nice to see you joining in. We'd been waiting for you, >> > you sad senile old shitter. (Audience appears to do double-take) >> > DEAYTON: I think we...d-d-you you want to apologise to our guest, Paul? >> > MERTON: Sorry, I do apologise. Sir senile old shitter, is what I meant >> > to say. >> > (Audience laugh; pause) Sir senile old shitter...who fucks minors. >> > (Audience unrest) >> > HISLOP: Sorry, I'm just looking at our lawyer again. (Waves) Hello! >> > (Audience laughs) >> > DEAYTON: Shall we get back on course with this, or sha... >> > SAVILLE: I do fuck miners, that's quite correct. I have always done so. >> > They can do the most wonderful things with cigars. The coal... >> > MERTON: What, they stick them up your senile, pus-filled arse? >> > (Audience laughs) >> > FLOOR MANAGER: (OOV): Come on...I'm getting an ear-bashing here. It's... >> > MERTON: Oh they want to continue. Sorry, I'll contain myself. Carry >> on... >> > DEAYTON: Right (Pause) You used to be a professional wrestler didn't >> you? >> > (Huge audience laugh) >> > SAVILLE: (Calmly) I did. >> > DEAYTON: You didn't have a nickname or anything? >> > SAVILLE: Yes - 'Loser'. (Audience laughs) >> > ___________________________________ >> > Out-take 4: 21'20 >> > Following a discussion about caravans: >> > DEAYTON: Last month, Roger Moore sold his luxury caravan in Malta. Asked >> > by the... >> > MERTON: I visited your caravan the other week, Jimmy. >> > SAVILLE: Did you really? >> > MERTON: Oh yes. Interesting what you can find, if you have a bit of a >> poke. >> > (Audience laugh) >> > HISLOP: He just told you, it was twelve years ago... >> > SAVILLE: No, I lived in it for twelve years. >> > MERTON: And fucked twelve year olds. (Audience laugh) >> > DEAYTON: Here we go again...I'll be backstage if anyone wants me. >> > MERTON: (Indicating Saville) That's what you said to the kids on your >> > show, wasn't it? >> > (Audience laugh) >> > SAVILLE: No, they never did want me. >> > HISLOP: Not even Sarah Cornley? >> > SAVILLE: She was an exception. >> > DEAYTON: Who's Sarah Cornley? >> > SAVILLE: Sarah Cornley is... >> > HISLOP: About fifteen grand in damages, wasn't she? >> > (Uncertain audience laugh) >> > SAVILLE: That's right. >> > HISLOP: So if I was going to mention that you threatened to break her >> > arm if she said anything... >> > SAVILLE: You'd be very wrong. (Pause) I said I'd break both her arms. >> > (Audience unease) >> > MERTON: Fucking hell. I mean, you're just sitting there, all shell suit >> > and cigar wearing those fucking...I don't know what they are. >> > SAVILLE: Chrome-plated SC-700 sun-visors, these are. Sent to me by... >> > MERTON: We don't give a shit. Ladies and gentlemen, Sir James Saville >> > OBE. Jim has fixed it for me to have my arms broken. Meet this >> > depressing old fucked up c*nt of a fucker on television who's riddled >> > with cancer and fucking pubic lice. >> > HISLOP: (To lawyer again) Hello! (Audience laughs) >> > MERTON: Christ, I mean ha ha, big fucking joke - the fucking lawyers are >> > involved, tee hee. It doesn't change anything. >> > DEAYTON: (Visibly out of character) Do you wanna stop, or...? >> > MERTON: No I don't fucking want to stop. It's all shit! You'll expect a >> > comedy walkout in a minute, won't you? I mean, big bloody joke - I'm >> > going to quote Shakespeare in a minute, how fucking out of character. >> > And Ian knows about football - oh my fucking sides. >> > SAVILLE: You've never fucked anyone in your life, boy. >> > MERTON: Oh fuck off... >> > FLOOR MANAGER: (OOV) ...About five minutes, just to...(Phil Davey >> enters) >> > PHIL DAVEY: OK, well top that as they say. You're looking troubled by >> > that, aren't you mate? I tell you, I came back from Amsterdam >> recently... >> > RECORDING PLACED ON STAND-BY; CUTS BACK TO CLOSE-UP OF DEAYTON >> > AWAITING HIS CUE >> > DEAYTON: OK. Second time lucky. (Pause) Last month, Roger Moore sold >> > his luxury caravan in Malta. Asked by the New York Times about his >> > relaxed acting style... >> > >> > >> > >> > _______________________________________________ >> > Chester mailing list >> > Chester at mailman.lug.org.uk >> > https://mailman.lug.org.uk/mailman/listinfo/chester >> >> -- >> Dr David Holden. 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URL: From rah at bash.sh Mon Oct 31 07:06:36 2011 From: rah at bash.sh (Bob Ham) Date: Mon, 31 Oct 2011 07:06:36 -0000 Subject: [Chester LUG] Jimmy Saville have I got news for you transcript In-Reply-To: References: <4EAD3148.5000900@iucr.org> Message-ID: <1320044789.8037.2.camel@myrtle.6gnip.net> On Sun, 2011-10-30 at 22:46 +0000, Marcus Jones wrote: > http://www.screenonline.org.uk/people/id/550162/index.html > > It's also been circulating the Usenet for over 10 years now. But.. how do we know it's fake? :-) -- Bob Ham for (;;) { ++pancakes; } -------------- next part -------------- A non-text attachment was scrubbed... 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You can find more info on Studio 2 here - http://www.parrstreet.co.uk/ So come and join us for the penultimate pre-Christmas (yes I used the C word) LUG gathering. Information on how to find us and get in touch is on our website - http://livlug.org.uk Everyone is welcome and we encourage new members especially to come along, there is no level of technical skill required to feel at home. If you have problems locating us please just let me know. My contact details are below. Hope to see you there, Dan Lynch Tel: 07779165528 Email: dan at danlynch.org -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: