[Gllug] Grimace :-/

[Ivan]

What's sad is I found that hilarious!



----- Original Message -----
From: "Hall RJ" <R.J.Hall at rhul.ac.uk>
To: <gllug at linux.co.uk>
Sent: Thursday, October 18, 2001 2:34 PM
Subject: RE: [Gllug] Grimace :-/


> $ who | grep -i brunette | date; cd ~; unzip; touch; strip; finger;
> mount; gasp; yes; uptime; umount; sleep
>
>
> === === === === === === === === ===
> Richard Hall
> Systems Administrator
> Information Security Group
> Royal Holloway, University of London
> Tel: +44 (0)1784 44 3111
> Fax: +44 (0)1784 430766
> === === === === === === === === ===
>
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Dean [mailto:dean.wilson3 at virgin.net]
> Sent: Wednesday, October 17, 2001 7:42 PM
> To: gllug at linux.co.uk
> Subject: Re: [Gllug] Grimace :-/
>
>
> On Tue, Oct 16, 2001 at 03:59:08PM +0100, Huw Lynes wrote:
> > On Mon, 15 Oct 2001, Andre Newman wrote:
>
> > Caused chuckles around the office, the challenge now is how many
> > bad computer/unix/linux jokes can we come up with?
>
> A team of cannibal programers start at a company and after a week their
boss
> comes in and says "You've all done really well and we'd like you to become
> permanent. We'll get in as much food as you like but don't eat any of the
> staff."
>
> A couple of months go by and all is well until one day the boss comes back
> and goes off on one, "Which one of you ate the cleaner! We invite you to
> work here and this is how you repay us" etc etc and after a rant they all
> shake heads and say it wasn't them. He calms down and backs out feeling
> guilty.
>
> The head Cannibal-programmer then said "Right, which one of you dumb gits
> ate the cleaner?" One of the coders sticks his hands up and the head coder
> says "For months we've eaten project managers, documentation writers and
QA
> and no one noticed and then you have to go and fuck it up by eating a
> cleaner!"
>
> This is off-topic as hell ;)
> Dean
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