[Gllug] [OT] Jokes

[Simon Stewart]

On Mon, Feb 18, 2002 at 02:27:42PM +0000, Alain Williams wrote:
> On Mon, Feb 18, 2002 at 01:49:17PM +0000, Lee Blackwell wrote:
> > Q. How'd you make a dog miaow?
> > A. Freeze it solid and take a chain saw to it.
> 
> Q. How do you make a cat go 'woof'.
> A. Douse it with petrol & throw a match at it.

Bugger it. 

"What's got 4 legs and goes 'woof'?"
"Piper Alpha"

"How do you make a dog go 'miaow'?"
"Slam its tail in a car door and drive at speed down the motorway"

Cheers,

Simon

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