[Gllug] [OT] Jokes

[Jonathan Dye]

At 11:23 18/02/02 +0000, you wrote:
>We need some jokes.
>
>I will buy a drink of your choice (within reason!) to the submitter
>of the best joke over the next two days.
>Please mark all jokes [OT], and keep them (reasonably) clean.
>Innuendo is OK - but downright crudeness is out.
>
>Oh - and "Wan singer, wan song".
>No echoing of usenet groups etc.

What is big and grey and hurts you if it falls from a tree onto your head?

A car park!

JD


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