[Gllug] [OT] Jokes

Alain Williams addw at phcomp.co.uk
Mon Feb 18 14:27:42 UTC 2002


On Mon, Feb 18, 2002 at 01:49:17PM +0000, Lee Blackwell wrote:
> Q. How'd you make a dog miaow?
> A. Freeze it solid and take a chain saw to it.

Q. How do you make a cat go 'woof'.
A. Douse it with petrol & throw a match at it.

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Alain Williams

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