[Gllug] [OT] Jokes

[George Saxby]

George F. Saxby
    Systems Engineer
       I.T.S. Team

>>> HJackson at colt-telecom.com 02/18/02 12:59pm >>>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: George Saxby [mailto:George.Saxby at racc.ac.uk] 
> 
> My 12 year old came back with:

Thats a very very lame excuse.

Ok you asked for it whats green & hairy and goes up & down?
 a goosebury in a lift

Whats sits at the bottom of the sea and shakes?
 a nervous wreck.

What do you call a group of Microsoft developers/ lawyers/ accountants
at the bottom of the sea?

A GOOD start.


What do you call a crow (PC Version) with a machine gun?
Sir

 what do you call a small Pakistani girl ?
Economy Pak   am married to one so no PC implications OK

She came back with what was the name of the first lesbian asian girl?
Mingeeta.




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