[Gllug] [OT] The longest email signature you've seen?

[Andy McGarty]

Hi,

Happy New Year fellow gllugers.  I've seen some long signatures before  
with normal bits about for your eyes only, not liable blah blah blah.  My  
favourite bit is the note about human rights!!!

But this one from the accountants one of my clients use must be one of the  
longest.

I make it 42 lines.  I've changed the partnership name to "company" to  
protect the innocent.

Andy

> Persons name
> For and on behalf of the company
> name at company.co.uk
> Phone xxxx xxx xxxx
> Fax     xxxx xxx xxxx
>
> Company name
> Chartered Accountants, Business Advisors and Registered Auditors
> Partners: Partner list
> Visit our website <http://www.company.co.uk/>
> **************************************************************************************
> All partners are authorised to conduct business as agents of, and all  
> contracts for services to clients are with, company. The firm of company  
> is authorised by the Institute of Chartered Accountants in England &  
> Wales for investment business activities. The information transmitted is  
> intended only for the person or entity to which it is addressed and may  
> contain confidential and/or privileged material. Any review,  
> retransmission, dissemination or other use of, or taking of action in  
> reliance upon, this information by persons or entities other than the  
> intended recipient is prohibited. If you receive this e-mail in error,  
> please contact the sender and delete the material from any computer.
>
> Although this e-mail and any attachments have been scanned for viruses  
> by anti-virus software, the success of scanning products is not  
> guaranteed. The recipient(s) should therefore carry out any checks that  
> they believe to be appropriate in this respect. We disclaim liability  
> for any damage you may suffer as a consequence of receiving any virus.
>
> Company reserves the right to monitor outgoing and incoming e-mails and  
> other telecommunications from and to its network. By replying to this  
> e-mail you give your consent to such monitoring. However, In view of the  
> provisions of the Human Rights Act 1998 the Partners of company do not  
> monitor all outgoing e-mails from the firm. company accepts no liability  
> for the contents of e-mails
> unconnected with the affairs of the firm or its clients.
>
> Please note that this e-mail has been created in the knowledge that  
> Internet e-mail is not a 100% secure communications medium. We advise  
> that you understand and accept this lack of security when communicating  
> with us via e-mail.
>


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