[Klug-general] Methods of Gaining Linux Skills to Work in Industry

[Adam Buckland]

Argue for ever that Linux should be used in every computer system irrespective of the business or operational requirements.
Have removed all GUI's from your Linux box.
Read text files using od
Still find fun typing         touch '/-i *' whlst logged in as root
Watch people try and remove the above mentioned file and not laugh (on the outside).
Understand the sticky bit
Have typed kill -9 -1 in a production environment as root
 
 
Any more......
 
 
 

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From: kent-bounces at mailman.lug.org.uk on behalf of George Prowse
Sent: Mon 22/01/2007 21:56
To: Kent Linux User Group - General Topics
Subject: Re: [Klug-general] Methods of Gaining Linux Skills to Work in Industry

Well, for any linux job you will need a few things:

You will need to...
1) be able to write your CV in Klingon.
2) be able to write bash scripts that order porn into various categories
3) be able to argue several subjects to death without knowing anything
about them.
4) be unable to figure how women take their bra off without taking their
top off
5) be able to explain why LOTR is better than Star Wars
6) as above but vice versa
7) know how to output assembly with GCC
8) know how to convert joules into newton metres and vice versa.
9) b3 4b13 70 \/\/r173 133t p0s7s

Am i missing any?

George



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