[Nottingham] [Satire] New "Windows For Mac"

[patrick gustafson]

LOL good story...



Martin wrote:
> Not sure I should post this here but here goes...
> 
> 
>>From "somewhere on the web":
> 
> Newsflash!
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> 
> New "Windows For Mac" To Include Most Popular Viruses
> =====================================================
> 
> Redmond, WA -- (Satire) Microsoft Corporation has reconfirmed its
> commitment to bringing the "total PC experience" to Macintosh computer
> users.
> 
> MS software developers this week announced the latest version of its
> "Windows for Macintosh" bundle comes with MyDoom, Bagle, SoBig,
> LovSan/Blaster and Melissa already installed.
> 
> Plus, it will automatically connect to the Microsoft website upon
> start-up to download a customized Mac version of any new virus or worm
> that might appear on the World Wide Web.
> 
> "We're saddened that nobody bothers to write crippling hacks for the Mac
> OS any more," said Chief Software Architect Bill Gates. "We know Mac
> people have been feeling left out for a very long time now, and we want
> to welcome them back into the family."
> 
> Following the announcement, shares of both Microsoft and Apple were down
> 82% at the close of the stock market yesterday.
> 
> 
> Enjoy,
> (Or grimace)
> 
> Cheers,
> Martin
>