[SC.LUG] expanding lug?

[Gareth Westwood]

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>>>>I refer to putting a mic in the hall and recording the actual sound from
>>>>the real instrument.
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>>>Cool :)  Sorry.. heart skipped a beat there for a moment.  Was going to
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>>>slam your fingers in my piano lid ;-)
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>>Would that make more or less noise than slamming them in a synthersize
>>lid, and which would cause more pain. Would the louder one be less
>>painful because there was more of the kinetic energy diverted to making
>>the sound?
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>
>Pmsl.  Quite.  However, if you're really lucky I can play Chopin's Etudes so
>sloly that time itself gives up causing zero mass energy around my strings
>thus sucking in several solar systems with it.  
>  
>
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?? Pmsl ?? That could help with one of my theories,  faster than light 
travel. Not using masive masive magnets but instead fit the starship 
westwood with a grand piano, some pickups, valve amps, big BIG speakers 
and  Mr Dwerryhouse.

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Gareth Westwood
WFF Systems Ltd

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