[SC.LUG] expanding lug?

[Jonathan Dwerryhouse]

> -----Original Message-----
> From: Gareth Westwood [mailto:gareth at wffsystems.co.uk]
> Sent: 04 February 2004 09:38
> To: South Cheshire GNU/Linux Users
> Subject: Re: [SC.LUG] expanding lug?
> 
> <SNIP>
> 
> >>>>I refer to putting a mic in the hall and recording the actual sound
> from
> >>>>the real instrument.
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>Cool :)  Sorry.. heart skipped a beat there for a moment.  Was going to
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>slam your fingers in my piano lid ;-)
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>Would that make more or less noise than slamming them in a synthersize
> >>lid, and which would cause more pain. Would the louder one be less
> >>painful because there was more of the kinetic energy diverted to making
> >>the sound?
> >>
> >>
> >
> >Pmsl.  Quite.  However, if you're really lucky I can play Chopin's Etudes
> so
> >sloly that time itself gives up causing zero mass energy around my
> strings
> >thus sucking in several solar systems with it.
> >
> >
> <SNIP>
> ?? Pmsl ?? That could help with one of my theories,  faster than light
> travel. Not using masive masive magnets but instead fit the starship
> westwood with a grand piano, some pickups, valve amps, big BIG speakers
> and  Mr Dwerryhouse.

Ok, I think we've done the unthinkable... we've developed sci-fi trippier
than Barbarella ;-)  Can I wear a Darth Vader outfit with an entourage of
storm troopers and force you to listen to Erik Satie's Vexations- it was
performed last week in London and took 28 hours to perform- it's the same
little minute long string repeated 840 times.


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