[Scottish] allowing excessively slender metallic cylinders to convert potential energy to kinetic within a uniform 1G gravitational field

[Michael Cameron]

> barely audible plink
Is there any function under the GPL to allow someone to calculate with any
degree of experimental accuracy the amount of theoretically posited etherial
individuals able to perform simultaneous terpsichorean manoeuvres upon the
manual control surface of an excessively slender metallic cylinder?
cds

Yes (assuming you mean ethereal).
Rand.
The degree of accuracy is as you would expect.

MC