[Sderby] Windows Source Code

[Ashley Heath]

On Sat, 17 Jan 2004 20:03:18 +0000
Mike Hemstock <hemstock at tiscali.co.uk> wrote:

> #include <windows.h>
> #include <system_errors.h>
> #include <stdlib.h>
> 
> char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
> 
> main()
> {
>     if (detect_cache())
>         disable_cache();
> 
>     if (fast_cpu())
>         set_wait_states(lots);
> 
>     set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
>     set_mouse(action, jumpy);
>     set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
> 
>     printf("Welcome to Windoze 3.999 (we might get it right \
>         or just call it Chicargo)\n");
> 
>     if (system_ok())
>         crash(to_dos_prompt);
>     else
>         system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);
> 
>     while(1) {
>         sleep(5);
>         get_user_input();
>         sleep(5);
>         act_on_user_input();
>         sleep(5);
>         if (rand() < 0.9)
>             crash(complete_system);
>     }
>     return(unrecoverable_system);
> }

Mike, 

You must have come across some leaked Longhorn code?
At least they have stopped W98 support, oh dear no they haven't its been resurrected to crush the takeup of Linux. Whatever next.... 

Ash