[Sussex] [SWRU] Microsoft is From Mars, Open Source is from V enus.

[Geoff Teale]

After reading statements regarding drinks of water from both Steve Dobson
(The Pint-Master General) and a representative of the Harrison Group, Mr.
Teale, founder and chairperson of the TTT (Teale's for Temperance on
Thursdays) was quoted as saying, "Yi-yo gaak".  

Many independant observers have taken this as a sign of Mr. Teale's
increasing estrangement from reality, more intellegent observers note that
much of this has to do with a concept, pre-emminent in his mutterings, known
as "M eleven".  

It has been theorised that this mysterious "M eleven" may be a new macro
language specifically designed to make sendmail configuration even more
complex than it already is.  A competing theory suggest that it may infact
refer to a glorified B road that runs between Cambridge and London.

On a seperate matter, another spokesperson for the TTT has suggested that
she will equip Mr. Teale with a Tommy-Tippy cup in order that he can recieve
his share of the prize without soaking the surroundings.

-- 
geoff.teale at claybrook.co.uk
tealeg at member.fsf.org

If God is perfect, why did He create discontinuous functions?

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