[Sussex] No Signal from Mars Lander ,

[John D.]

On Friday 26 Dec 2003 9:38 am, nik at wired4life.org wrote:
> The Mars probe, named Beagle is apparently missing.... Princess Anne is
> to be questioned on her whereabouts at the time!

NO NO,

I've got it on good authority that at the time, she was (allegedly) spotted 
"cruising" some of the more dodgey bars in the west end, dressed in a tweed 
jacket and flat cap, asking to be addressed as Bernard.

Happy new year.