[Sussex] Who needs linux?

[Angelo Servini]

This should come from your IT dept

 

To cut costs on IT expenses please read the following.

 
 

Memo To All Staff From Tech Support:

Management has determined that there is no longer any need for network or

software applications support. The goal is to remove all computers from the

desktop by Dec. 31, 2003.



Instead, everyone will be provided with an Etch-A-Sketch.

There are many sound reasons for doing this:

1. No Operating System problems.

2. No technical glitches keeping work from being done.

3. No more wasted time reading and writing e-mails, and surfing the Internet

 

Frequently Asked Questions for Etch-A-Sketch Technical Support:

Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the screen.

A: Pick it up and shake it

Q. How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?

A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q. What's the shortcut for Undo?

A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q. How do I create a New Document window?

A. Pick it up and shake it.

Q. How do I set the background and foreground to the same colour?

A. Pick it up and shake it.

Q. What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?

A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q. How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?

A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q. How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document?

A: Don't pick it up or shake it.

 

-- 
Angelo Servini
Programmer/Analyst
Claybrook Computing Ltd
Sutherland House
Russell Way
Crawley
West Sussex.  RH10 1UH
* 01293 604955
* 01293 604099 (Fax)
* angelo.servini at claybrook.co.uk



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