[Sussex] [newsletter at zen.co.uk: Zen Internet monthlynewsletter, Issue 40, June 1st]

[Mark Harrison]

<joke type="American">

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</joke>



----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Geoff Teale" <gteale at cmedltd.com>
To: "LUG email list for the Sussex Counties" <sussex at mailman.lug.org.uk>
Sent: Wednesday, June 02, 2004 10:45 AM
Subject: Re: [Sussex] [newsletter at zen.co.uk: Zen Internet monthlynewsletter,
Issue 40, June 1st]


> <joke>
>
> Do you live in an area where you currently can't get broadband?
>
> Why not switch to Geoff No-Broadband.  There's no charge for switching
> and for a flat rate of just £5 per month I'll guarantee that you'll
> receive no broadband connectivity from me for the length of your
> contract.
>
> That's right.. the same level of non-service you receive right now from
> BT/AOL/Bobs-dodgy-broadband, without interruption (guaranteed) for a
> measly £5 per month.. who could resist?
>
> Sign up for Geoff No-Broadband at www.a-fool-and-his-money.co.uk now :)
>
> </joke>
> -- 
> Geoff Teale
> Cmed Technology     /   Free Software Foundation
> gteale at cmedltd.com  /   tealeg at member.fsf.org
>
> Please avoid sending me Word, Excel or PowerPoint attachments.
> See http://www.fsf.org/philosophy/no-word-attachments.html
>
>
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