[Sussex] Dear Tech support

[Gareth Ablett]

 From: Mark Harrison [mailto:Mark at ascentium.co.uk]
 Subject: Re: [Sussex] Dear Tech support
 
> Pah. I cannot let the claims of your English "divorce" software go
> unchallenged, mes amis.
> 
 
 We you presentons, the alternate Francais - Mistress 4.2.  
 
 Continue with "Wife 1.0", but to install "Mistress 4.2" in addition.
You will win all the benefices of a
 Mistress, without pedre the Wife.  Our customers, that include MR.
David Beckham, MR. The Prime Minister, John
 Officer, MR. The President Bill Clinton, and beacoup of others are tres
charms by our product.  
 
 Mistress 4.2, the solution Francais.  


Interesting I might be ordering myself a copy of this software from ebay
:).
Do they supply it in English?


Ps. translator helped loads. :) 


Gareth Ablett
Systems Developer

ITP Services Ltd.
http://www.itpserve.co.uk/

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> 
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Steve Dobson" <steve at dobson.org>
> To: "LUG email list for the Sussex Counties"
<sussex at mailman.lug.org.uk>
> Sent: Thursday, September 16, 2004 3:15 PM
> Subject: Re: [Sussex] Dear Tech support
> 
> 
> > Dear Systems Developer
> >
> > You might want to look into a new product that my company has just
> > released: Divorced 1.0.
> >
> > Divorced 1.0 is a radical new approach to removing Wife 1.0 from
> > your and your clients' systems.  This new product is 100% effective
in
> > removing those hidden files installed by Wife 1.0 which can be so
> > troublesome in finding and deleting.  However, be warned, there
> > are some very nasty traps associated with Wife 1.0 (esp. if the
> > add-ons Baby 0.5, Kid 2.3 or Teenager 4.x had also been installed).
> > You or your clients may find unreasonable tie-in classes in the Wife
> > 1.0 End User Licence.  I therefore recommend that you execute a
> > version of Lawyer first.  All thought the later versions are very
> > costly they will save you progressively more money in the long term.
> >
> > However, we feel that the advantages of Divorced 1.0 overrule these
> > costs as in many cases as it allows access to new packages such as
> > BachelorPad 10.3 and SportsCar 2.1 [1].  Divorced 1.0 is also
> > comparable with old favorites such as PokerNight 10.3, Football 5.0,
> > Hunting&Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6.
> >
> > Steve Dobson
> > CEO of NewDoftwareThinking
> >
> > [1]
> > Please note that SportsCar 2.1 is a striped down version of
FamilyCar
> > 4.2, and while it does not allow the same capacity as FamilyCar is
does
> > run much faster. For most users of Divorced 1.0 it more than capable
of
> > the tasks required of it.  I uses it and have found that it even
works
> > well with that most difficult of programs to install OneNightStand
4.2.
> >
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