[Sussex] Slugs XMAS Dinnerr

Gareth Ablett sussexlug at googlemail.com
Thu Dec 15 08:52:24 UTC 2005


Very interesting,

Now in the aftermarth of said disclaimer loopholes, did you have a good
time? was the food good? and i'm sorry to have missed it.

ps. did it beat moma cherrys soul food?

Regards

Gareth


On 14/12/05, Mark Harrison (Groups) <mph at ascentium.co.uk> wrote:
>
> On Wed, 2005-12-14 at 18:24 +0000, Nik Butler wrote:
> >
> >
> > Space limited, one seat per person, special offer only avialable to
> > on
> > request , no refund accepted, your drinks can come up as well as
> > down.
> > all calls monitored for training purposes. this event is monitored by
> > no
> > one in particular and is part of the who cares we did it any way
> > investment and personal planning scheme. all right reversed. Any
> > semblance to any person living or dead is purely fictional and
> > probably
> > scary and anyway we all know the girl was  the descsendant of jesus
> > cause dan brown tells us so. no part of this transmission may be a
> > gear
> > box. no responsibility implied or denied can be accepted by the
> > poster
> > of this footnote.
>
> Nik,
>
> Your disclaimer is short of a few clauses, which I would strongly
> recommend:
>
> "No animals have been harmed in the production of this email, but the
> tabby from next door who comes in every night and eats our catfood is
> living on borrowed time, let me tell you. The word 'floppyfish' is
> meaningless and should not be typed. This email has no contractual
> validity unless confirmed by my chiseling the text onto the side of
> a small pyramid, and delivering to you on a silver platter under a
> full moon on the Friday before the next vernal equinox. In reading this
> email you agree to support the restoration of the Stuart Monarchy - if
> you are not able to comply with this clause, you should print out the
> email, burn it, and retain the ashes as proof of disagreement."
>
> Mark
>
>
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