[Sussex] Super Secure Linux.

[Steve Dobson]

Gents

On Tue, Feb 01, 2005 at 02:00:42PM +0000, Geoffrey Teale wrote:
> On Tue, 2005-02-01 at 13:41 +0000, Nicholas Butler wrote:
> > see i read the headline and thought he was going to say :
> > 
> > its not plugged in to anything , even power ! and the powersupply and 
> > ups have been disconnected to make sure its even more secure !
> 
> I've smashed the hard drive with a hammer, fed the platters through a
> shredder and then exposed the entire thing to the electro-magnetic wave
> emanating from the explosion of an H-bomb called Glenda.  I then soaked
> the remnants in a bath of concentrated hydrochloric acid before finally
> placing them in a warehouse full of magnesium, dropping the whole lot
> into my local swimming baths and suing the council for the sudden lack
> of facilities (which I pay for with my hard earned taxes).

But to be really secure you need to fire the pool solution into the Sun

Steve