[Wolves] next meeting

[david]

i love the way you (modestly?) left the uc out of fuck
after writing copiously on subjects far far worse




On Thu, 04 Dec 2003 19:05:59 +0000
sparkes <sparkes at westmids.biz> wrote:

> On Thu, 2003-12-04 at 17:33, Aquarius wrote:
> > sparkes spoo'd forth:
> > > The idea of replacing the Lugmaster with a small shell script is
> > > appealing but I just can't be arsed to give it 2 mins.  But the lug will
> > > argue on what scripting language to use and eventully end up with a
> > > python interface to a perl script to the mysql bindings (written in C)
> > > that have been modified to return funny error messages.  This will of
> > > course be written over 10 mins spread over 3 years with more actual time
> > > spent arguing with Peter about if lug apaphy will take over than actual
> > > coding.
> > 
> > import whrandom
> > sayings = ['I play in a band, you know',
> >            'I laughed so much a small drop of wee came out',
> > 	   'Can I write an article for you?',
> > 	   'Yes, I like Linux, even though I don\'t use it',
> > 	   'Would you like some hot Bacon in you, love?',
> > 	   'What colour should I dye my beard this week?',
> > 	   'Did you see our last gig?']
> > while 1:
> >   saidToMe = raw_input()
> >   print whrandom.choice(sayings)
> >   # Note that which saying is chosen does *not* depend on what
> >   # was saidToMe
> > 
> excellent work dispelling the myth that we do bugger all.
> 
> What we really need is a complete lugmaster replacement, can it be on
> first name terms with the curry house staff?  will it have *really*
> scary jokes? can it sip coke in a comedy manner?
> 
> how random is the whrandom lib? is it random enough to ensure we meander
> meaninglessly until the code word 'dirty sanchez' is uttered?  
> 
> I understand that new phrases can be added at any time but there is a
> disturbing lack of real filth we have come to require in a lugmaster. 
> How can any lug last more than a matter of weeks without a joke about
> turds that lasts a fortnight, isn't very funny anyway, but 'floats' the
> conversation. ;-)
> 
> we need a road map for the progression of the lug master program before
> we go public with a beta version.  
>   1) add 'wacken' phrases
>   2) add 'dirty sanchez' keyword
>   3) add script to update website 
>   4) get the beard colour to accessible levels (at the moment we are
> having complaints from the colour blind that they can't see the beard
> and have some trouble distinushing bot from botmaster) ;-)
>   5) add extra botmaster jokes to database
>   6) <a title="Rimming Peter Oliver" id="Rimming Peter Oliver"
> href="http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=rimming+Peter+Oliver&btnG=Google+Search">rimming Peter Oliver</a> (for no better reason than we can)
> 
> As long as we don't stray too far from the road map I see a fully
> functioning Python lugmaster being available so all lugs can replace
> aging wetware models no later that tuesday ;-)
> 
> sparkes
> 
> PS - I tried to code a quick replacement in DOS but couldn't find a
> memory model able to hold the ego thank god that we don't have the same
> problems in linux.
> 
> PPS - reporter has just said 'f**k it' live on SKY News ;-) see Dan I
> told you there was a reason for watching it ;-)
> 
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