[Wolves] The LUGMaster christmas message

Aquarius aquarius-lists at kryogenix.org
Mon Dec 29 11:17:19 GMT 2003

Matthew Revell spoo'd forth:
> Helen Rose said:
>> its
>> less threatening cuz everyone can laugh at knob jokes!
> And in the spirit of Jono's celebration of the LUG's equality, I pray that
> 2004 will be the year of vaginal joke. (I'm sure I can feel one coming on
> about Jono's surname.)

Two couples chatting, and one of the couples reveal that they went to a
sex therapist to help their flagging sex life. Apparently, the
therapist suggested that on their way home they bought a bag of grapes
and a bag of doughnuts. They then had to sit naked opposite one another
and throw them -- the woman throwing the doughnuts, the man the grapes.
Every time a doughnut landed around the man's...manhood...the woman had
to eat it; every time a grape landed...in the woman...the man had to
eat it. They said it livened up their bedroom life no end. So the
second couple went to the same therapist. After doing tests and so on,
the therapist told them that he was sorry but there was nothing he
could do. They complained, and said how much that he had helped their
friends, and couldn't he do the same thing for them?

OK, says the therapist. On your way home, buy a bag of apples and a
packet of Polos.


Merry Christmas, all!

Aq -- back from the Big Family Tour

You're *not* friends. You'll *never* be friends. You'll be in love
till it kills you both. You'll fight, and you'll shag, and you'll
hate each other till it makes you quiver, but you'll never be *friends*.
	   -- Spike, "Lovers Walk", Buffy the Vampire Slayer

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