[Wolves] Amusing Microsoft Knowledge Base "Q" articles

[James Turner]

(Apologies to anyone who's seen/been told about this dozens of times before, 
but I thought it was quite funny).

http://jill.jazzkeyboard.com/qarticles.html

Basically it's a list of (unintentionally?) humerous articles in the Microsoft 
Knowledge Base (a euphanism for support/bug workaround database). As with 
other such things, it's all the more humourous because it's real. A few of 
the highlights (in my opinion) include:

    Q145674: How Long Does it Take to Set Up Pregnancy and Child Care
    "The first time you install and start Microsoft Pregnancy and Child Care
     takes between 4 and 15 minutes."

(web site author's comment: "Well, I guess the first time never lasts long, 
does it?")

and this one, relating to interoperability problems between the Kerberos 
implementations in Windows 2000 and UNIX:

    Q276304: Error Message: Your Password Must Be at Least 18770 Characters
    and Cannot Repeat Any of Your Previous 30689 Passwords
    Darn. "Note that the number of required characters changes from 17,145 to
    18,770 with the installation of SP1."

No doubt even Fizzy would be impressed by the use of such a stringent password 
policy.

James