[Wolves] Air that I breathe

Peter Cannon peter at cannon-linux.freeserve.co.uk
Wed Feb 18 12:31:44 GMT 2004

Hi fizz

Ooh you are a pedantic little bugger aren't you!

On Wed, 2004-02-18 at 11:24, fizzy wrote:
>  --- Peter Cannon <peter at cannon-linux.freeserve.co.uk>
> wrote:
> > Ah I didn't mean it really, my daughters are
> > goddesses and I am waiting
> > shotgun in hand for the day when so low life thinks
> > he is good enough to
> > even breath the same air as them
> As we all breathe the same air as them by default I'm
> rather worried :) You mean your father, doesn't have specially purified air imported in from the 
> fairies in never never land for you? Oh! dear!
>  I'm guessing they are rather young
> so we don't have to worry about your prison sentence
> for a while :)
Yes they are a very precocious 12 (Twins I might add) Monique (one of my
daughters) thought it highly amusing the other night to wait until I had
been home a couple of hours, laid on the floor in front of the tele,
engrossed in a program and give me a piece of A4 paper "daddy look at
what we did in school today" I read the first couple of lines (not
really taking much notice to be honest) when mount Vesuvius erupted!

There in black and white, full on, no holds barred was full explanation
of sex and sexual intercourse.

Now I'm no prude but at 12yrs I think it could have been handled a bit
more delicate. My daughters thought it hysterical and proceeded to ask
"do you do that dad?" I am now hiding in the spare room and seeking
political asylum in the Falklands.

Finally my girls will not be having boyfriends as blokes only want one
thing and if they say "I just want to be friends" or "I just want to buy
you a drink" they're lying buggers.

Doctor Mengele Social skills expert, relationship coordinator and I
never did those experiments.
> > Peter Cannon
> fizz
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Peter Cannon

peter at cannon-linux.freeserve.co.uk

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