[Wolves] SCO

[sparkes]

On Thu, 2004-01-15 at 17:09, David Goodwin wrote:
<snip>
> 
> Yes, and anyone who wants to go should speak up quickly, as time is 
> slowly running out.... Thursday is only a week away now. (It was 
> Thursday, wasn't it?)
> 
http://www.groklaw.net/article.php?story=20040114194241382

send them as much linux source code as you can.  I hear DDOS is
currently costing SCO a fortune in bandwidth but this is not a denial of
service it is a direct answer to their plea by the linux community.

It seems that the plea for cash fell on deaf ears
(http://www.arstechnica.com/wankerdesk/03q2/nigerian-sco.html) so let's
not fail SCO anymore!

remember the children of Darl need new shoes and his legal team need
source code.

I have printed up some stickers for use in cars (I am not suggested you
sticker illegally, use your own common sense) They contain a new
rallying cry for the GNU generation.

"SCO! don't! send them shit in a box! send them the source!!!"

(*NOTE the over liberal use of ! was cos we need bangs read on for more
info)

Unfortunatly a large number of stickers where printed with the message
"send them *to* the source"  our lawyers have pointed out that this
would enflame both religous groups and mineral water bottlers so we will
have to withdraw this issue.  Unless sponsorship can be found among the
tip-ex and liquid paper community.  A copy of this letter has been cc'd
to that bloke out of the monkeys in case his mom has popped her clogs
and he is now a liquid paper billionaire.

please hear the pleas of a member of the linux community who has
supported us throughout.  Was it not Calera that gave us such quality
items as, eerrrrrmm, webmin and errrm little green cd's and errrm the
last inflated ipo? well forget them then let's remember that SCO have
been producing the third or fourth best unix (or unix like) system for
intel machines for the last ten years!  and before that they where
consistantly two or three!

Don't forget owning a SCO t-shirt has been considered only equal to
owning a SUN shirt or a Apple shirt with a *cough* funny slogan in
letting people know you are a geek with little help of getting laid with
poor personal hygine who lives off freebies grabbed at an expo when
whereing a badge saying "CEO - bollocks software"  

SCO employees are forced to where these t-shirts (and worse the full on
corporate polo shirt or logo tie) this brings me to the second part of
the plan.  After sending the source code and informing the world via the
magic of the political stickering campain we will start A BREEDING
PROGRAM for members of the SCO workforce.  These t-shirts have meant
that some members of the SCO team have not been laid for years.  The
current inbreeding at SCO means certain extintion for the SCO employee
unless we can do something about it.  Let's stop SCO fucking themselves
and let them fuck the community!

you might point out that Darl has been fucking the community for a while
now but his employees are in danger of dieing out.  We failed to fuck
the employees of several companies over the years when they where
desperate to fuck us.  SCO employees are currently following the example
set by WANG but as we know WANGing does not keep the population
growing!  

Let's put a stop to this madness, stop SCO WANGing and let's fuck them
good and proper.  Send donations to via paypal to
sco_defence_fund at westmids.biz as the paypal site is currently offline
this address is not yet active ;-) it will be soon and I will set up a
link so you can all send money quickly and easily.  Including
subscribtion links so you can continue to support SCO over the coming
troubled months.

sparkes