[Wolves] Prize up for grabs!!

[Peter Cannon]

Hi All

What should have been a brilliant Friday is slowly going down hill fast, 
Bloody Customers!

Everyone is out and I planned to do lots of personnel stuff, fat chance.

Anyway; I have won yet another full version of Suse Pro 9.1 as I already have 
this I will give this away to a good home I should take delivery around 
October 1st.

Now comes the catch, as a giggle and seeing as I had to enter a competition to 
win it I thought we could have a laugh and have our own little contest.

I originally thought of the 'best sucky up-to email' but thats pants so lets 
have the best/funniest fault/fault call as an example:

Customer: We cant log on to the server

Me: Have you re-booted the server?

Customer: I'll do it now and ring you back

5 Min's later

Me: Did you re-boot the server?

Customer: I cant

Me: Why?

Customer: Its not there! its been nicked!

Thats a true one I have many more, so come on whats yours (no forgeries 
please) and lets all have a laugh.

What we can do is all take a vote, say Monday to decide the winner (I think 
thats fair?)
 
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Regards

Peter Cannon

peter at cannon-linux.freeserve.co.uk

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