[Wolves] My shortest LUG meet

[James Turner]

My current record: Approx. 30 seconds.

I think someone must have turbo-charged the Standard's chef too, because the 
service was lightning fast! No sooner had the last mouthful of the previous 
course gone into my mouth than the next course was on tap, waiting to be 
summoned on request. Perhaps they wanted to get rid of me or something.

All you "early birds" should have stuck around... for all those that did stay 
I paid for all the meals and drinks!!! Got to keep up with ol' Dan in the 
generosity league. :)

See you soon.

Regards,

James the Late and Unpopular