[Wolves] Off Topic: Japanese haiku error messages
drinky76 at yahoo.com
Thu Feb 9 12:43:57 GMT 2006
Some lighthearted fun for those of us under pressure
at work today. Some of these really made me laugh. My
apolgies to those who have heard them before.
SERENE JAPANESE COMPUTER MESSAGES
Here are 16 actual error messages seen on the computer
screens in Japan, some written in Haiku.
Aren't these messages better than "your computer has
performed an illegal operation?"
The Web site you seek cannot be located, but countless
Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
Program aborting: Close all that you have worked on.
You ask far too much.
Windows NT crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No
one hears your screams.
Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working. Windows
is like that.
Your file was so big. It might be very useful. But now
it is gone.
Stay the patient course. Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.
A crash reduces your expensive computer to a simple
Three things are certain: Death, taxes and lost data.
Guess which has occurred?
You step in the stream, but the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
Out of memory. We wish to hold the whole sky, But we
Having been erased, The document you're seeking must
now be retyped.
Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared.
Both are blank.
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