[Wolves] Show me the way to home

[Ron Wellsted]

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A pilot of a helicopter is getting concerned. He wants to land at
Seattle but fog has come down and there?s a problem with his
instruments. Suddenly he spies a big building so he flies close and sees
someone at a window.

He began circling around looking for a landmark. Finally, a small
opening in the fog appears and he sees a tall building with someone
working on what must be upwards of the 20th floor. He hovers close,
opens the window and shouts across. ?Where am I??

The executive opens he window and shouts back: ?You're in a helicopter?
closes up the window and walks away. Quick as a flash the pilot rolls up
the window, executes a precise banking turn travels 3 miles north and
lands perfectly at the heliport.

His passenger is stunned. ?How did you know where to go from that?? he asks.

?Simple. A guy in a Seattle building gave me an answer that was
unarguably accurate but 100% useless. So that must have been Microsoft's
support office which is three miles south of the heliport.?

Anon

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Ron Wellsted
ron at wellsted.org.uk http://www.wellsted.org.uk
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