[Wolves] For all petrol heads like me :-) + on the subject of petrol

[David Goodwin]

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ArchLinuxUser dick_turpin wrote:
| On 14/01/2008, David Goodwin <david at codepoets.co.uk> wrote:
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|> Hah! Surely government backed gilts/bonds/whatever would be the best bet?


New from Dick Turpin Investments - our exciting new investment trust -
ideal for long term stable investments, with a GUARANTEED minimum return
of -15 % !

Terms and conditions apply, early withdraw encounters a 90% penalty,
your mileage may vary, your cash is at risk under the mattress. The
value of your investment will grow by at least -15% PER WEEK!. Some
customers may receive annual statements, others won't. Minumum
investment term - 100 years, or longer (at our discretion).

(Clearly this is one of those cases where HTML email would be useful, as
I could add colour / flashing stuff / really-really small print etc).

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David Goodwin

[ david at codepoets dot co dot uk ]
[ http://www.codepoets.co.uk       ]
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