[Wolves] LRL Greasy Spoon Suggestions

[dick_turpin]

David Goodwin wrote:
> I trust you to sell real veal in your baggette - or "Meat" in your
> breakfast. Anyone else might have thought you're trying to pull a fast one.
>   
Oh its meat all right, mechanically recovered apparently. I got a good 
deal bumped into one of those Environmental Health blokes, for some 
reason he wouldn't let me look in the garden shed where he runs his 
business from but it looks pink and fleshy although I thought it strange 
that he has to use code words for the portions.

I bought half a kilo of  'Tabby' which apparently is Veal and half a 
Kilo of 'Staffy' which he said was "Meat, you know like you see on the 
menu in Indian Restaurants".
> Presumably you require payment in advance, and collection would be from
> the street outside the Lighthouse? :->
>   
Blimey you know me so well! Yes like the Columbian Cartel I will require 
cash, no cards or chq's, with photos of all individuals and their 
family. Please note photo's will be used to exact further reimbursement 
at a letter date.

As Wolverhampton is an Urban development site I've secure some urchins 
from the workhouse who will be happy to deliver, please don't feed them 
it makes them excitable, there is a very small and reasonable delivery 
charge of £182.50