The following job spec arrived in my feeds this morning, I cracked up and people were looking at me. Read the description. Might not pass your work's web filter if you have one, which should give you an indication of the content :) http://www.jobserve.us/FastTrackJobApplication.aspx?jobid=339C6B0BBFAAE0E9&ACN=3466A09AE00698DC&src=EB672E Ad