[Chester LUG] SEV 1 priority action message ;)
John
veedub at linuxmail.org
Wed Mar 7 15:16:57 UTC 2012
Yep...another problem accounted....laptop reload needed...software
fault..no.....hardware problem...no.....female user problem..YES!!!!!
John
On Wed, 2012-03-07 at 14:55 +0000, David Holden wrote:
> So no "Oven grill failover system" then? What kind of a slapdash
> organisation is that!
>
> Dave.
>
>
> On 07/03/12 14:47, Stuart Burns wrote:
> > I thought I would share this with you guys. I can't cut and paste but I
> > can relay the details and keep the offending parties anonymous (no, it
> > wasn't me)
> >
> > We all know about Sev 1 priority action messages for when the poo really
> > hits the fan, ie multi million pound system down.
> >
> > This morning in the global work queue we got a sev 1 alert message.
> > "Toaster has caught fire, extinguished. Please replace."
> >
> > I think someone hit the wrong button. However, you can imagine the log
> > comments:-
> >
> > "This is a production toaster. Toast making facilities impacted"
> >
> > "Work around identified - Argos @ £9.99"
> >
> > "Toaster dependent items impacted"
> >
> > As it was marked Sev 1 there was major incident management team braced
> > for action, for a duff toaster. I don't think HP do toasters.
> >
> > Oh how we laughed this morning.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
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