[Glastonbury] Dear Mabel

[Sean Miller]

Dear Mabel,

Last Wednesday I spent a night out on the town, and somehow ended up 
with a new Linux distribution (as you do)... problem is, I didn't 
realise at the time (my login was clearly spiked) but it was based on 
the dastardly Debian operating system; the one that scientists all over 
the world are trying to find a cure for.... you know?

Anyway, Mabel, I am most confused at present because it seems to be 
working. Not only that, but it also appears to have given me wireless 
internet access... and it's installing packages for me automatically 
that I could never get to work with my previous partner...

Please help -- am I going mad, or have I finally been converted to Debian?

Thanks, Mabel, I know you'll have the answer...

Sean