[Gllug] perl querying SQL server 7

[Paul Brazier]

> I see the light now!
> We've all heard of Red Flag Linux -
> what we need is Blue Rinse Linux.
> The Linux for Middle England!
> 
> Now lets see - can anyone suggest what the Blue Rinse 
> distribution should
> have?
> Obviously, we won't have any programs written in Europe, and can do
> away with all that pesky internationalisation, thus saving space.
> It will only work with UK-layout keyboards, so the X install will be
> much easier. Oh, and 'X-windows' will be downrated to '12-windows',
> as that is much less likely to cause offence.

It might run into problems with scripts not running as some of the
standard utils will need renaming: fsck, mount, grep, touch all lend
themselves too much to double-entendres.
(There's a regular slashdot poster with an amusing sig along similar
lines)


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