[Gllug] Erratic Mouse Behaviour Now off topic

[harry]

On Wednesday 05 Dec 2001 11:20 pm, you wrote:
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> > To: 	gllug at linux.co.uk
> > Subject: 	Re: [Gllug] Erratic Mouse Behaviour
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> On Wed, 5 Dec 2001, harry muttered drunkenly:
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> > nuclear plasma thrower utensils
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> Flame-proof webbing and asbestos overshoes are old hat, but *these*
> sound especially cool. Do you know where I could get some?

As a matter of fact I do but you have to be fully conversed in the following 
to obtain a suit +utensils;
blackhole intake redirection -----> (A lot of people say exhaust but thats 
bollocks and is a common question we ask at interviews,,,, for instance "What 
would you do with the BH (affecionately known as Big H) exhaust when the 
dwarf gives a solar burst. This is a trick question as I am sure you know a 
BH does not have an exhaust in this dimension.
Quark splitting -----> (We normaly catch the numpties with questions like "On 
a Quark split what do you use to contain the radiation). Its quite funny, we 
get answers like Heavy Water, Concrete, LEAD. If they payed attention to the 
first question they would realise that the only way is to suck it down the BH 
redirection intake. We do get all sorts sitting these exams.

I have a whole load of these questions that we use in interviews and I tell 
you that the answers are brilliant but back to the nuclear plasma thrower 
utensils etc etc. You can get them on the black market for a price just keep 
the noise down. Be careful and make sure that you check for leaks as it can 
cause all sorts of problems when you get a draft up the nether regions in one 
just look at Mo Mowlam. 

Harry Jackson

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