[Gllug] Grimace :-/

[Xander D Harkness]

On Fri, 2001-10-19 at 10:41, Paul Brazier wrote:

> 
> Here's ones for the pedants amongst us ;)

Here is one back:

A cannibal goes to the market to buy some brains for dinner.  

CANNIBAL: "What brains do you have available today?"
STALL HOLDER:  "We have DBA brains for $10 a kilo (hey I am in Europe
here :-), Sys Admin brains for $20 a kilo and user brains for $5,000 a
kilo."
CANNIBAL:  (Obviously Shocked "How can you possible charge $5,000 per
kilo for user brains?"
STALL HOLDER:  "Do you know how many users I have to kill just to get a
kilo of brains?!"



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