[Gllug] [OT] Jokes

[Flash Wilson]

On Mon, Feb 18, 2002 at 12:51:24PM +0000, George Saxby wrote:
> I am glad that this "geek" community is spending Quality time with their
> pre-teens 
> 
> She has LOTS more like that but I will spare you for now.............

In *that* case:

What's green and if it fell on you, could kill you?
A golf course.

(or alternatively, a snooker table)

What do you do if you see an elephant coming down the road?
Swim for it.

How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off its head and let it rise to the surface.

(or alternatively, Cola, one scoop icecream, one scoop dead baby)

What's red and knocks on glass?
Baby in a microwave.

What's blue and knocks on glass?
Baby in a fishtank.

What's black and white and red all over?
Panda with nappy rash, Financial times, Nun that's been in a fight...

....etc.

-ENOMOREBADJOKES
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Flash Wilson
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If anyone has a video of the JK Rowling interview shown on BBC1
on December 28th 2001 will they PLEASE let me borrow it!!!

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