[Gllug] [OT] Jokes

[George Saxby]

I am glad that this "geek" community is spending Quality time with their
pre-teens 

My 12 year old came back with:
whats yellow with black triangles ?

Shark infested custard


How do you know if there is an Elephant in your fridge?
footprints in the butter?

how do you get 4 elephants in a mini?
 2 in the back 2 in the front.

She has LOTS more like that but I will spare you for now.............

George F. Saxby
    Systems Engineer
       I.T.S. Team

>>> addw at phcomp.co.uk 02/18/02 12:05pm >>>
On Mon, Feb 18, 2002 at 11:44:38AM +0000, Simon Stewart wrote:
> On Mon, Feb 18, 2002 at 11:23:47AM +0000, John Hearns wrote:
> > We need some jokes.
> 
> "Why are there no headache tablets in the jungle?"
> "Cos the parrots eat 'em all!"

If we are going that old:

Q. Why did the sea roar ?

A. Because the crab bit it's bottom.


Q. What is the fastest liquid on Earth ?

A. Milk. Because it is past your eyes before your see it.

(Say that one out loud).

-- 
Alain Williams

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