[Gllug] [OT] Jokes

[Alain Williams]

On Mon, Feb 18, 2002 at 11:44:38AM +0000, Simon Stewart wrote:
> On Mon, Feb 18, 2002 at 11:23:47AM +0000, John Hearns wrote:
> > We need some jokes.
> 
> "Why are there no headache tablets in the jungle?"
> "Cos the parrots eat 'em all!"

If we are going that old:

Q. Why did the sea roar ?

A. Because the crab bit it's bottom.


Q. What is the fastest liquid on Earth ?

A. Milk. Because it is past your eyes before your see it.

(Say that one out loud).

-- 
Alain Williams

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