[Gllug] [OT] Jokes

[Simon Stewart]

*rolls up sleeves*

Right.

On Mon, Feb 18, 2002 at 12:05:26PM +0000, Alain Williams wrote:
> On Mon, Feb 18, 2002 at 11:44:38AM +0000, Simon Stewart wrote:
> > On Mon, Feb 18, 2002 at 11:23:47AM +0000, John Hearns wrote:
> > > We need some jokes.
> > 
> > "Why are there no headache tablets in the jungle?"
> > "Cos the parrots eat 'em all!"
> 
> If we are going that old:
> 
> Q. Why did the sea roar ?
> A. Because the crab bit it's bottom.
> 
> Q. What is the fastest liquid on Earth ?
> A. Milk. Because it is past your eyes before your see it.

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot?"
"A carrot"

*quizzes passing 8 year old*

*passing 8 year old tells him to "piss off"*

/me is shocked.

Q: What's the most musical fish on earth?
A: The tuna fish.

Q: What do you call an aardvark that's just been beaten up?
A: A vark.

Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two, but they need to be really small.

Cheers,

Simon

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