[Gllug] [OT] Jokes

[Lee Blackwell]

Nah.. they're just a pair of jokes that go together for being equally
nasty and requiring the same kind of strange thinking :)

-- 
Lee Blackwell
Unix Specialist, NCS, 3com IT.
"I plan on living forever. So far, so good."

On Mon, 18 Feb 2002, John Hearns wrote:

>
> On Mon, 2002-02-18 at 14:27, Alain Williams wrote:
> > On Mon, Feb 18, 2002 at 01:49:17PM +0000, Lee Blackwell wrote:
> > > Q. How'd you make a dog miaow?
> > > A. Freeze it solid and take a chain saw to it.
> >
> > Q. How do you make a cat go 'woof'.
> > A. Douse it with petrol & throw a match at it.
> >
>
> Aha! The REAL differences now show up on the list.
> Forget vi/emacs, GNU/Linux.
>
> Cat lovers versus doggy people.
> Choose your weapons...
>
> (I will now retire to my hardened command bunker,
> well stocked with champagne and the finest foods.
> I expect to poke my head above ground in a few years time
> to survey the smoking ruins of what used to be the Earth).
>
>
>
>
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