[Gllug] [OT] Jokes

[Liam Delahunty]

I've heard the mice/bulb joke told slightly differently as:

Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two, but they'll die in the vacuum

I went to the travel agent and said to I'd like to go to Paris.
"Eurostar?" she asked.
"Nah...I've just got one of those faces...".

I went to the gym and asked the personal trainer if he could teach me to do
the splits.
He said "How flexible are you?".
I said "I can't make Tuesdays".

regards,
Liam


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