[Klug-general] Any help....

[Michael E. Rentell]

Oooh what a luvverly scenario. Can I use it for my next Asylum 
production (qv) ?

:-)

MikeR

On 27/08/10 12:58, Dan Attwood wrote:
>        Oh - and they will probably /like/ radioactive waste and wonder
>     why on earth we spent so much time trying to hide it.
>
> In fact it's quite possible that they need the radioactive waste in
> order to fuel their space ships and after a couple of loops in orbit
> fail to get a decent 3g signal due to piss poor investment in the mobile
> space and so are unable to connect to googlemaps other anything faster
> then gprs. Then through a lack of fuel they crash land and go on a
> rampaging kill spree whilst look for a decent fibre connection. They
> finally find a connection (having already slaughtered millions) they
> then find out that Mikes prophecy has indeed come true and that Google
> is only any good for snitching on your neighbour or reading the
> state sponsored news. Cue alien death ray rampage part2 and a planet
> devoid of all life other then a couple slowly starving sentient space
> slugs wishing they just had a good barrel of toxic waste to fuel their
> ship and let let them get home to their wives.
> It's a grim thought but you heard it here first.
>
>
>
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