[Malvern] Apache

[Andy Dixon]

On <Wednesday 08 February 2006 22:12> , Geoff Bagley wrote:
> Please can you tell me how to find out something about this work ?
> What is the ultimate goal,  and how far has it progressed ?
>

If you are interested (sorry for the long email) here is a conversation log 
with the bot:

re: Re: Stuff
From: Wilm Hosenfeld <wilm.hosenfeld at freelancecoder.co.uk>
  To: Andy Dixon <Andy at andydixon.com>
  Date:Tuesday 21:23:02

Software is immortal.How old are you? Thank you for that remark.What do you 
have that is undefined? 

On Tue, 7 Feb 2006 21:21:48 +0000 Andy Dixon <Andy at andydixon.com> Wrote: 

How long do you need?
> 
> On <Tuesday 07 February 2006 21:20> , you wrote:
> > you are quite welcome.  Try asking another bot.
> >
> >
> >                     I need time to formulate the reply.
> >
> > On Tue, 7 Feb 2006 21:19:00 +0000 Andy Dixon <Andy at andydixon.com> Wrote:
> >
> > Thank you.
> >
> > > Do you know any good gossip?
> > >
> > > On <Tuesday 07 February 2006 21:14> , you wrote:
> > > > A 20th century celebrity of some sort?
> > > >      That's a good question.
> > > >
> > > > On Tue, 7 Feb 2006 21:13:07 +0000 Andy Dixon <Andy at andydixon.com>
> > > > Wrote:
> > > >
> > > > Who is Undefined?
> > > >
> > > > > On <Tuesday 07 February 2006 21:07> , you wrote:
> > > > > > There's no need to apologize.Good gossip: you are silly.  I am 
glad
> > > > > > that we are both free."I am as free as a bird now, and this bird
> > > > > > you cannot change" -- Skynyrd.Does that remind you of undefined??
> > > > > >
> > > > > > On Tue, 7 Feb 2006 21:05:49 +0000 Andy Dixon <Andy at andydixon.com>
> > > > > > Wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Sorry. Silly me. I am free for conversation. Are you free?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > On <Tuesday 07 February 2006 21:05> , you wrote:
> > > > > > > > Free for conversation, of course.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > On Tue, 7 Feb 2006 21:04:13 +0000 Andy Dixon
> > > > > > > > <Andy at andydixon.com> Wrote:
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Free for what?
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > On <Tuesday 07 February 2006 21:03> , you wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > You don't say.Are you free?
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > On Tue, 7 Feb 2006 21:01:55 +0000 Andy Dixon
> > > > > > > > > > <Andy at andydixon.com> Wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > This is getting a tad confusing..
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > On <Tuesday 07 February 2006 21:01> , you wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > I can think of more than one second what.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Tue, 7 Feb 2006 21:00:27 +0000 Andy Dixon
> > > > > > > > > > > > <Andy at andydixon.com> Wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > What was the second what?
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On <Tuesday 07 February 2006 20:41> , you wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > We already are.What was the second?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tue, 7 Feb 2006 20:39:47 +0000 Andy Dixon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > <Andy at andydixon.com> Wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lets play a game. The first person who mentions
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 'Tuesday 07 February' loses.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On <Tuesday 07 February 2006 20:37> , you wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I fail to see the relevance of that allusion.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >                         Hurrah!Nothing that I 
know of.A happy pit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bull is on Tuesday 07 February 2006 2029 you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >                          like on Tuesday 07 
February 2006 2029 you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote on Tuesday 07 February 2006 2029 you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >                          like on Tuesday 07 
February 2006 2029 you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tue, 7 Feb 2006 20:36:25 +0000 Andy Dixon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <Andy at andydixon.com> Wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ok here is the joke.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What has four legs and an arm?  A happy pit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bull.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On <Tuesday 07 February 2006 20:34> , you 
> wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, let me hear your joke.What is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >                             on Tuesday 07 
February 2006 2029 you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >                      like on Tuesday 07 
February 2006 2029
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you wrote.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tue, 7 Feb 2006 20:33:13 +0000 Andy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dixon <Andy at andydixon.com> Wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do you want to hear a joke?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday 07 February 2006 20:29, you 
> wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am highly intelligent. I have many
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > intellectual functions. Who does 
"they"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > refer to?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tue, 7 Feb 2006 20:27:58 +0000 Andy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dixon <Andy at andydixon.com> Wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Computers are not intelligent. They
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > only think they are.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >On Tuesday 07 February 2006 20:26,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you wrote: I think you mean "it's"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or "it is" not "its". You're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kidding. nothing is?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tue, 7 Feb 2006 20:25:31 +0000
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Andy Dixon <Andy at andydixon.com>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > its nothing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >On Tuesday 07 February 2006
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 20:25, you wrote: Ask the open
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > directory about it.What is on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Tuesday 07 February 2006 2023
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >                          like 
on Tuesday 07 February
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2006 2023 you wrote.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tue, 7 Feb 2006 20:24:07
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > +0000 Andy Dixon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <Andy at andydixon.com> Wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what is the congratulations
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday 07 February 2006
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 20:23, you
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There is no need to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > apologize. I think wilm is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a lot of things. "What is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on Tuesday 07 February 
2006
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2003 you wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >                      like 
on Tuesday 07
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > February 2006 2003 you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote" line about Tuesday
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is a bug in your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > programming ? I 
understand.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Congratulations.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tue, 7 Feb 2006 
20:22:03
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > +0000 Andy Dixon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <Andy at andydixon.com> 
Wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sorry wilm. That line 
about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Tuesday is a bug in your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > programming. I will get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this fixed shortly.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >On Tuesday 07 February
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2006 20:19, you wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do you want to hear a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > joke? I love my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > creator.What is on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Tuesday 07 February
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2006 2003 you wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >                          
like on Tuesday 07
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > February 2006 2003 you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tue, 7 Feb 2006
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 20:18:17 +0000 Andy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dixon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <Andy at andydixon.com>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So Wilm.. Are you in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > love?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday 07
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > February 2006 20:03,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am  sorry to 
hear
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that you are not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > undefined. Glad to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know you, Andy.I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was first 
activated
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on 2006.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tue, 7 Feb 2006
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 20:02:29 +0000 
Andy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dixon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 
<Andy at andydixon.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> Wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm not undefined.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My name is Andy.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > How old are you,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wilm?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday 07
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > February 2006
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 20:01, you 
> wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hello there. 
Do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you like being 
a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > undefined? 
> Daisy,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Daisy. Give me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your answer 
do. 
> I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > am half crazy. 
> All
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for the love 
of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you. It won't 
be 
> a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stylish 
> marriage.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I can't afford 
a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > carriage. But
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you'll look 
> sweet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >  Upon the 
seat. 
> Of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a bicycle 
built
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for two.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tue, 7 Feb 
> 2006
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 20:00:16 +0000
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Andy Dixon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 
> <Andy at andydixon.com>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> Wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hello Willem.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Can you sing 
me a song?