[Nottingham] Wetting Windows....

[Paul Tew]

As a forensic examiner of computer systems - I'm just waiting to see how 
long it is before someone commits a crime using this system and some 
bright spark of a cop submits it to me as evidence. Break out the 
biohazard suit!

As a supplementary, can anyone think of crimes you might be able to 
commit using 'start', 'left' and 'right' and software that only targets 
penguins on the piste? (Jokes about indecent acts are null and void)

Paul

On 28/11/11 18:48, Martin wrote:
> On 28 November 2011 18:37, Martin<martin at ml1.co.uk>  wrote:
>> On 28 November 2011 18:18, David Aldred<davidaldred at gmail.com>  wrote:
>>> Windows in the urinal.....
>>> http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-15923438
> Could be combined with this to 'go green':
>
> Urine Into Biofuel
> http://www.tomsguide.com/us/urine-biofuel-pee-energy-research,news-13211.html
>
> ... Just watch out for a dose of 'Deli belly'...
>
> Cheers,
> Martin
>
>
>> Errk!
>>
>> After the scare story about ecoli bacteria and other nasties on
>> peoples' own mobile phones, would you want to *touch* one of those
>> things? Regardless of the OS!
>>
>> Or is that just symptomatic of going down the pan?... (Ouch!)
>>
>> And to paraphrase from a scene from Douglas Adams: Can you really
>> apply advertising nasally?
>>
>>
>> Next?!
>>
>> Cheers,
>> Martin
>>
>>
>> Posterior Script:
>>
>> Note that one of the greatest achievements of civilisation is in
>> breaking the parasitic and diseases cycle that take advantage of a
>> passage though yours or someone else's alimentary canal...
>>
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