[Nottingham] Wetting Windows....

[Martin]

> display an alert to other patrons.  "Skanky bassa ...
> [Blue shirt, black jeans, with YSL undergarments showing]" would do nicely.

Already easily done. Just add an RFID chip detector with a database of
anything issued more than one year ago...

Add the Siri voice to the aisles of certain well known supermarkets and:

[Friendly quiet voice] Hello Blue Shirt.

[Slightly more sternly] We know you've not renewed your underwear for
the last *19* MONTHS, [pause, conspiratorial tone] don't we now.

[Loud American voice] Hey Sir!... don't ya think its time to [pause]
FRESHEN UP THOSE BALLS for her for Christmas!!?

[Rapid fire infocomercial smallprint-speak] (Special multipack deals
available. Also available with pre-stressed elastic specially for you
*BLUE* to keep your regular evening 4-pints little beer bulge a secret
longer... ;-) )


As already in operation at NottingHack!

;-)

Cheers,
Martin